Ban the person above you

[no one]

Banned, for a sloppy investigation.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because of my first ever and possibly only ever distinction of not even being wrong

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for being indistinctly wrong frequently.

 

[no one]

Banned, for zigging, instead of zagging

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for assuming I was going to do either

 

[no one]

Banned, for being up past your bed time.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because being down past your bedtime is senseless

 

[NightAngel79]

Banned cause where is the sense in that

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I'm not a doctor, Jim

 

[Dark Jedi]

banned for the misquote its dammit jim Im a doctor not a miracle worker

 

[Kabob]

Banned because Ace Ventura said it better.

 

[ballisticn8]

banned for being a ban kabob

 

[Member243850]

Banned for being a (freakin long pause....)

Hmm....(another freakin long pause....)

Banned for existing!

 

[Kabob]

Banned for being a (freakin long pause....)

Hmm....(another freakin long pause....)

Banned for existing!

Banned for delaying all the banning with your pauses!

 

[Deleted User]

everyone on this page is banned for not being as entertaining as the previous page.

 

[twospirits]

Banned because I was on vacation for 10 days and haven't banned anyone in about 5 pages... WHOA!
you guys are banning machines!

No kidding, I go away for the weekend and also see 7 pages of bans.

Therefore, you are all banned for being part of the collective. Especially the stained glove doctor. You need to wash that glove.

Only my bans are the true one and only bans. Resistance is futile.

TS out

 

[Knewz]

Banned for hiding OJ Simpson's stained glove.

 

[Kabob]

Banned for framing OJ...

Ok, not really...

 

[EarlyMon]

Only my bans are the true one and only bans. Resistance is futile.

Banned for not noticing that we broke into your locker while you were gone and have been making a killing in the market selling your patented Resistance-Proof TrueOneBans.

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To the poster above - banned because your ban had a little accident and while we don't know how that happened, you probably suffered for not buying patented Resistance-Proof TrueOneBans for use here - seriously - you could've avoided this trouble

 

[Knewz]

Banned for breaking and entering

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for missing that Resistance-Proof TrueOneBan Body Armor is not only also on sale - I'm wearing some right now

 

[Knewz]

banned for miscalculating my use of the Anti-dis-Resistance proof TrueOneBan Body Armor blocker-defender.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because body armor is a defender and defenders don't overcome defenders and friends don't let friends ban and drive

 

[ElasticNinja]

Banned for being from the dangerous Mexico

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for leaving out the full response - No anchovies? I spell my name Danger!