Ban the person above you

[no one]

Banned, because Captain Crunch says so!

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because Cap'n Crunch left Berkeley years ago and he said nothing about this to me (now whistling modem code as I did in the days of yore)

 

[no one]

Banned, for having selective hearing.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for not complimenting on my selective eyesight to go with it

 

[no one]

Banned, for believing i am an optometrist.

 

[NightAngel79]

Banned for forgetting and still trying to act like a real person

 

[no one]

Fran Tarkenton, says you are forever banned!

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because Bran Farkle and all of the little red-haired Farkles cried out in agreement

 

[no one]

Banned, for mentioning Gingers.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for eating Cheesy Poofs

 

[NightAngel79]

Banned for dissing cheesy poofs

 

[no one]

Banned, for forcing your way in!

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because you've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordering the lobster

 

[mike114]

Banned for assuming Destiny is female.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I know for a certain fact that Destiny's not a cross-dresser

 

[Kabob]

Banned for trying to hide your cross-dressing lifestyle.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for rubbing in that in these months I have to abandon my flip-flops for socks and shoes

 

[twospirits]

Banned for mentioning flip flops, cross dressing and rubbing in this thread.

TS out

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for not appreciating that at least it wasn't salad dressing

 

[Kabob]

Banned for leaving out the midgets in that equation.

 

[drone66]

Banned for making me wonder that midgets have to do with anything.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Banned for being from the dangerous Ireland.

(Cork that is, got in some trouble down there one night while on vacation...)

Banned because Cork is not the dangerous part
Limerick is

 

[EarlyMon]

Oh, so it's Limericks you'll be wantin' -

There once was a shadow of ninty
He was banned with anonymity
He turned with start
That wasn't smart
Now he's banned for infinity

 

[DaSchmarotzer]

Oh, so it's Limericks you'll be wantin' -

There once was a shadow of ninty
He was banned with anonymity
He turned with start
That wasn't smart
Now he's banned for infinity

Banned because...

Your small poem really blows
You don't deserve a rose
Even though you're a mod
You are no poem god
BRB, getting cheetos.

[Hide]You now have a good reason to ban me. [/Hide]

 

[Dark Jedi]

Banned because...

Your small poem really blows
You don't deserve a rose
Even though you're a mod
You are no poem god
BRB, getting cheetos.

[Hide]You now have a good reason to ban me. [/Hide]

Banned for making me click to read the rest of your post.

Second banned because cheetos are to cool for you to eat.