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Ban the person above you

I will ban you here and there, I will ban you anywhere, I will ban you upon a stair, while I'm seated in a chair - I will ban no one 'til done, I will ban anyone
 
I just banned you for speaking up, I have banned you little pup, you were banned this afternoon, you were banned without a spoon - no one's banned I have declared, for Suessian bans, he's unprepared
 
You are banned so why agog, you are banned my little frog, you were banned before today, you were banned and I did say - I will ban no one with ease, I will ban you and it will please
 
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...


Why so serious? Is it because I have banned you with a memorable quotation? (which is not a quote, for a quote is not a noun, but a verb, and a quotation is the noun referring to said verb).
 
Banned for blocking this most excellent ban to Y. Spartucus for the innuendo regarding my crocoteration, Monsieur Ionescu, and banned because an ancient cyclopsian lament gains you no sympathy here, bucko
 
Banned for leaving out that Homer's work includes donuts and telling people to safen up and banned for confusing the confusion between ages and aeons with a millennium
 
Banned for wanting to date Vorlons
Banned for bringing up a character from the best SciFi show ever.

Banned for leaving out that Homer's work includes donuts and telling people to safen up and banned for confusing the confusion between ages and aeons with a millennium
Banned for bring up Homer's work, when we all know you really mean Homer Simpson.

Banned, for snake charming.
and super ban for bringing up snakes
TS out
 
Banned, for bringing up anything ASP related in a forum dedicated to Open Source programming such as Android....
 
Banned for being so very topical when you knew the proper incantation was banned in the morning, banned at night, left ban, left ban, left ban, right

Banned for bring up Homer's work, when we all know you really mean Homer Simpson.

Banned for deflecting attention from Jessica Rabbit by the obvious Jessica Simpson subliminal message
 
banned for not adding "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...."

And banned again for putting that visual of Mrs. Rabbit in my head. I'll make her laugh, too!
 
Banned because the interjection of giggling bunnies within a steady history of putting a 2600 tone on intellectual banning cannot be addressed by any known conventional means
 
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