Ban the person above you

[EarlyMon]

Banned for having a schizophrenic avatar

 

[G.Armour]

Banned because your just jealous of my avatar.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because jealously is an expression of control and, outside of the electrical and mechanical domains, control is an illusion so breaking that down banned for illusionary practices

 

[G.Armour]

Banned because in no way did I say I was jealous

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for being in denial as well

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for being in a well of denial

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for not choosing between a local water supply and a river in Egypt when they're oceans apart - yes, oceans chock-full of awesomeness

 

[G.Armour]

Banned because they are not as awesome as me

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because there's only room for one Marcus Gloriosus on the way to the forum

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for banning my mom before I could.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for clutching when ya shoulda been shiftin

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for assuming I would be driving a manual transmission car instead of a posit-track enabled variable geared auto-stick transmission.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for not flying the Air Car

 

[johnlgalt]

banned for not catching air in the flying car.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because my clever ploy to expose you as a materialist lackey selling his very soul for fast cars and skimpily-clad babes with Goth tendencies has finally paid off and now we see the emotional violence inherent in any system of extreme Marxo-capitalistic planning that you're trying to overlord over my dead body

 

[johnlgalt]

banned for assuming that just because I am materialistic that I am a lackey as well, for I am he who set Atlas free, and shut down the motor of the world. Bow down before the one your serve, you're gonna get what you deserve - a MEGA-BAN!

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I bow for no man and offer you only your just desserts of my rapier-like wit and your mom's awesomeness

 

[Dark Jedi]

Banned because you would bow before a woman.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I bow before you

 

[Dark Jedi]

banned for lying when saying you don't bow before no man

 

[bearsfan85]

banned because I have nothing better to do because my phone mods are failing

 

[Dark Jedi]

Banned for being a failure.

 

[Member243850]

Banned for being a failure.

Banned for being a success!

 

[Knewz]

By your powers combined, I am Captain Ban-it!

 

[ElasticNinja]

damnit
bainned