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Ban the person above you

Banned because you gotta get out more and enjoy more threads and banned because your dog's breath will go downhill if you don't and banned because you're also free to not do that if you don't want to
 
Still banned because you're banning past your nap time and banned because you're banning past mine, that's for sure and banned because naps are everyone including us grandparents
 
Banning both of you chuckleheads because you've even allowed yourself to get into the neighborhood of thinking you know what the old man does not and banned for being so truly, truly sad to be cursed to see this only the hard way and mega-banned for making the floor approach me at high speed while I bathe in laughter
 
Banned because I couldn't even make it halfway through that sentence before giving up.
 
Banned for the lamest ban yet and banned for finally noticing that my bans are conversational rather than prosaic - and uber-banned for actually believing your own self-congratulatory back-patting
 
Ungo gongo gogo gagaga!!

CHANGA LANGA BONGA BUOPOG!

I sold my soul (and my left kidney) to buy a time machine.... so i went back in time and BANNED EVERYONE and went into the future to ban all future members... so now i own this forum due to the selling of my soul and have now become 134 times richer than William Gates the third and own everything in the universe...so you are all now banned PERMANENTLY (Bill Gates is a douchebag i know i know so shoot me) :) The world is now named after me... "I am the Chosen One"

B-A-N-N-E-D...

And here is a picture of my time machine that made me conquer the world for those that are interested in acquiring one for themselves... you can get one for about 30 cents... or you can allways go and sell ur soul :)

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