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Calling all you chimneys / smokers!

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Bob Maxey said:
You are not off the hook. Some skientists and foody ex-purts say the smoke from a nice wood fire also cause danger and peril and damage and death and an early visit to hell.
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Never mind the fire: isn't smoked food carcinogenic? As are those nice, slightly burned bits.

Bob Maxey said:
Salt also kills 34,500 people per year as does whiskey with soda or water added.
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That's OK - I drink whisky. I'm sure it's that 'e' that makes all the difference :D
 
I like McDonald's burgers!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

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Oh Lordi what have I started now!? :D:D:D
 
Bob Maxey said:
You are not off the hook. Some skientists and foody ex-purts say the smoke from a nice wood fire also cause danger and peril and damage and death and an early visit to hell. OK, perhaps it is I who is going there, but you get my point.

Salt also kills 34,500 people per year as does whiskey with soda or water added.
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Yeah, that's what they all say. Then then next thing you know another report will come out saying that smoke from a grill is mostly harmless or beneficial. I don't pay attention to those ex-purts. What matters is that I enjoy my food. What good is life if I eat all that tasteless healthy junk they say I should all the time (I don't eat all junkie).

Although coffee has been proven healthy. Anyway, I will never give up my coffee.
 

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Stinky Stinky said:
Well I think it's really awesome how all of you guys are at least showing your will power to want to kick the habit! :)

Congrats to you dudes! ;)

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Hell ja! :D

I most probably don't know what it is like but if there is 1 thing I "guess" but don't think will come close to trying to quit smoking is that I was given some heavy heavy sleeping pills that i was told are extremely addictive or some thing like that but I didn't feel jack! :D

I was still wiiiiide awake as hell though! :D

Score ek se! :)

I am the "Bullet Proof Punk"!

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1 Bullet Proof vest

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I know deep down inside that laughter is the best medicine to any problem! :)

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So the answer is already in you!

Remember good things come to those who wait but even greater things come to those who go out and get them.

May sound cheesy, lame and you might not want to believe it and think "STINKY! :D" but in the end it is up to you and only you as it has always been. :)

Happy death stick smoking!
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Stinky stinky , u have to much time on your hands .lol. Thats ok though , we'll keep ya.

Oh ya when I wake up today . I am putting my patch on . And praying that this will be the last time I tru and do this. It will be a new beginning
 
mysticspiral said:
Stinky stinky , u have to much time on your hands .lol. Thats ok though , we'll keep ya.

Oh ya when I wake up today . I am putting my patch on . And praying that this will be the last time I tru and do this. It will be a new beginning
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:D

Ja I got way too much time but soon need to start studying again! :D

I know you can come off those death sticks! :)

I know you can!

"The Force" is strong with this one! :D

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Stinky Stinky said:
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Ja I got way too much time but soon need to start studying again! :D

I know you can come off those death sticks! :)

I know you can!

"The Force" is strong with this one! :D

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offtopic for a moment . But I am really curious what the time difference is where you live . i am central time and it is 6;25 a.m , at this moment .
 
mysticspiral said:
offtopic for a moment . But I am really curious what the time difference is where you live . i am central time and it is 6;25 a.m , at this moment .
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:D

It is about 2 pm here right now! :-)

I made a crazy photo for you to see! :D

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Hmmmm I dunno if you can see that now or not?

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And here is a great song... a band I never heard of before but really must see their other stuff!

Great song CRANK IT UP to lighten your day and give you that drive ek se :)

 
On the assumption that we can’t smoke in the afterlife, I’m trying pound in as many nails as I can.
 
rabidhunter said:
But 11 is louder than 10.
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Ja I agree! :(

I don't even know what was so bad this time about what I had said? :confused:

I cannot even recall what the thread title was originally but I seriously can't even recall anything remotely that bad.

I am seriously considering leaving AF because I used to be okay with my post occasionally getting the boot every now and then but now it is starting to happen far too much and with things I don't even think are that bad at all.

I don't even know what was wrong this time with the thread title... when you can't even joke about things then that is just sad.

It becomes a very sad world indeed when you can't even laugh a little because people are just too serious and too sensitive.

Some people are just too serious and think you are being rude when you are actually just trying to lighten the mood and make people smile.

Ugh... wow. :(

I am starting to get annoyed now.
 
EarlyMon said:
Thread title changed.

Let's please take the rhetoric down from 11 to maybe a 10, thanks. ;) :)
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What did I do this time? :confused:

What was really that "rhetoric" or with bad intentions?

I wasn't trying to "persuade" anybody or anything silly like that, I was just trying to lighten up the mood... why would any one think that that was offensive or harmful intent? :confused:

I did not have any bad intentions and the language and / or meaning was not implied to be abusive, offensive or insulting in any way.

Now I am starting to get annoyed.

Wow.
 
Stinky Stinky said:
What did I do this time? :confused:

What was really that "rhetoric" or with bad intentions?

I wasn't trying to "persuade" anybody or anything silly like that, I was just trying to lighten up the mood... why would any one think that that was offensive or harmful intent? :confused:

I did not have any bad intentions and the language and / or meaning was not implied to be abusive, offensive or insulting in any way.

Now I am starting to get annoyed.

Wow.
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Stinky stinky , calm down my friend .I promise it will be ok . :) I agree there was nothing wrong with the title . Honestly I wouldnt take the title change , as if you did something wrong . I believe it had nothing to do with you . This is my opinion . So with that being said .
How are you doing today ? Well I smoked 2 cigs yesterday same as the day before that . Grr itts tough . But ill get there .:)
 
DragonSlayer95 said:
Meh

I've been a smoker for about 10 years now, ya I've tried on several occasions to quit, but to no avail I haven't had success yet.

However I do plan on giving it another shot soon hopefully, granted I have to will power for it.

This is a bit of a touchy subject for me, especially for the people that hasn't smoked a day in their life. Always say, you need to quit, it isn't that hard to quit smoking I bet.

Well they should try smoking for 10 years, deal with the constant headaches, paranoia, sickness that I've dealt with attempting to stop (with the help of patches, pills, e cig once didn't do much good).

Not to mention the last time I tried to quit, my now ex lady pushed me to trying, then she seen the horrid mood I get in when I don't smoke, which after 3 days of not improving she went out, bought me a pack and told me I need to :rofl:

Then come and say how easy it is to quit.

Ok mini rant over

Let the trolling upon DS begin
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DS have you considered going electronic? Its easier to quit and your lungs, as well as non smokers will thank you for the less toxic and non second hand water vapor! ;)

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Sorry I didn't catch where it said you tried electronic. I tried the cheap ones at first and it really didn't help. I went to one online that offered the e cig and juice all on the same site.

I spent in total around $112 for the device and juice. This was in March.. I havent even finished my juice yet. (got 2 30 ml bottles of juice.) Mind you its almost out, but still. I've saved over $416. (smoked 2 packs at about $6 a pack)

The thing about electronic vs. tobacco is the fact that, at least what I believe, is that nicotine is not the most addicting substance in a cigarette. Scientists have already stated that the carcinogens are just as addicting and way more hazardous. Thats why people who smoke and then switch to electronic still have withdrawls.

Just got to tough it out.
 
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