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Cheesiest movie ever made.

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As the title says lets see who can come up with the cheesiest movie ever made.
Dont know if this will take off or not but I will start

Plan 9 from outer space.
 
Michael and Helga
Man was I excited to see this flick. My first porno movie as a kid lol. It was nothing more than a glorified sex ed flick. It was like spending an evening watching Mr. Science analyzing Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon's relationship. I KNOW you haven't seen this one.. keep it that way.
 
A friend talked me into getting "Cabin Fever 2" for a movie night. Defying all laws of reason, it both sucked and blew. And not in a good way. :mad:

How about "Days of Darkness"? This movie is so, so bad. But the zombie poke in the crotch with a stick, causing it's penis to fall off, and then wrapping it up in a hankie and pocketing it (and no, I'm not joking...) scene maybe, just maybe is funny (and baffling) enough to save it.
 
Hands down.....

Red Sonja! And probably most if not all other Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Have u guys seen this movie. I remember watching it as a kid and I thought it was cool but now.....oh geez or should I say oh cheez:D
 
Dead Alive.....over the top cheesy gore but a classic horror movie :)

if you want to see a really weird movie...watch Bad Biology.
 
Oh I have to throw 'Hudson Hawk' in this list.

I was a huge Bruce Willis fan when that came out. I had no idea what the movie was. Then just as I sat down to watch it, the very first scene degraded into a bunch of singing and dancing... "This is a musical"???

That was the first and only movie I've ever turned off 5 minutes into it with absolutely no interest in seeing any more of it.
 
Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs
 
CRUMBsnatcher said:
On Deadly Ground.

It's the epitome of a Steven Seagal action flick.
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ever notice how all his movies have 2 things in common? that stupid vest he wears and the titles are all 3 word titles!! (on deadly ground, above the law, my stupid vest, my gay ponytail....lol)
 
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