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Chuck Norris

rsarno said:
I posted it in lounge! What the eff did i do wrong now, i swear i can never win with thread placement lol
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You posted in Android Lounge (for generic android discussion)
Not 'The Lounge' which is for ALL off topic talk...
Plus i merged with existing thread
 
Chuck Norris wears a toupee.

He is an old has-been and there is nothing cool about him. He can't act and his TV show and movies suck.

Why is he popular again?
 
CHUCK NORRIS:

..once played with lego bricks - The Great Wall of China was the result !!!

OR

uses 8 by 10 sheets of plywood as toilet paper...

OR

..was Michael Schumachers driving tutor !
 
For most people home is where the heart is, for Chuck Norris this is where he keeps the skulls of all who oppose him...

this means you imtoomuch
 
I bought this a long time ago (pic taken w/ an old phone). There are some good ones in it.

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ekyle said:
I bought this a long time ago (pic taken w/ an old phone). There are some good ones in it.

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lol.. Chuck Norris sued them for making this book.

Kind of a buzz kill but he's actually a creationist and doesn't believe in evolution. That's what his comment was when someone told him the "evolution" joke.

"There is no theory of evolution, just animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

His response:

"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: it's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you."
 
jamor said:
lol.. Chuck Norris sued them for making this book.

Kind of a buzz kill but he's actually a creationist and doesn't believe in evolution. That's what his comment was when someone told him the "evolution" joke.

"There is no theory of evolution, just animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

His response:

"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: it's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you."
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Haha, yea. I ignored all that and choose to believe the myths
 
cableguynoe said:
If we don't hear from Musky in a while, it's because he just got a roundhouse kick to the back of his face for thinking Chuck Norris isn't smart.
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How do you get a roundhouse kick to the back of your face? Does it connect with the back of your skull and go all the way through till it hits the back of your face?
 
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