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Corny Jokes..lets share

two buddies went hunting, while in the woods one of them suddenly grabbed his chest keeled over and was lying on the ground.His friend ran over to him and called 911 when the operator answered he said" omg I think my friend is dead what do I do?" she said.."ok calm down first we have to make sure he is really dead." he said "ok hold on.."
a shot gun blast rings out and then he comes back and says.."OK .. now what?":)
 
My daughter told me this when she was a little girl. I loved it of course.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.
 
There was this zoo, and all the animals died one by one until all that was left was a single dog.

It was a shitzoo.
 
This guy was walking along the road pulling a piece of sting. Another guy asked 'why are you pulling that piece of string'? The first guy replies 'have you ever tried pushing it?

Another guy walking along with a dog who was wearing brown boots. A lady passing by asked 'why is your dog wearing brown boots?' The answer came back ..... ' his black ones are being mended'

Alex
 
Two bears are taking a shower. The first bear says "please pass the salt." The second bear looks at him and asks "what do you think I am, a radio?"
 
EarlyMon said:
It's an anti-joke, nearly a half-century old, it just won't die. There's nothing to get.
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I got that it wasn't meant to make sense, but I was really responding to the explanation that he asked for the salt instead of soap, as if that clarified the joke, whereas the real confusion was in the unrelated punchline.

It's surrealist in nature, with the juxtaposition of unrelated irrelevant elements.

Anyway...



What's brown and sticky? ........................................................ a stick.
 
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