Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but then the aliens that have been monitoring us for years make contact and enslave all humanity.

I wish I had a better grasp on reality

 

[SUroot]

Wish granted but the guaranteed side effect of the drug to make you lucid is locked-in syndrome

Wish I was a bit younger

 

[johnlgalt]

Wish granted - you're now just a bit younger... than Bob Barker. Just a bit, mind you.

I wish that America could completey remove it's dependence upon foreign oil.

 

[Emmexx]

Wish granted, only now the government uses all of our oil and charges us 5X the price a barrel

I wish I could be part of the first manned mission to Mars so I could bring back that SPIRIT rover.

 

[G.Armour]

Wish granted but when you get there, there turns out to be actual life there and they eat people, so you turn out to be just a snack.

I wish I didn't have to get my stuff ready for my new job.

 

[johnlgalt]

Wish granted - Donald Trump just called and said "You're fired!"

I wish it would rain - like seriously. It's 101 outside and we haven't seen rain in over 30 days....

 

[Ashleyh06]

Wish granted.. But it rains for 101 days keepin the sun away for 101 years causing a major freeze


I wish I had a million dollarz

 

[SUroot]

...and your wish?

 

[G.Armour]

I wish she had have made her wish...

 

[SUroot]

wish granted, but it was boring and not worth the wait.

I wish for ever CTRL+F functionality on hard copy paperwork

 

[G.Armour]

Wish granted but everything you try to use it on catches on fire

I wish I could see the future

 

[Emmexx]

Wish granted. And in so knowing your wish would be granted as noted by the title of the thread, that there is the one and only time you will see the future.

I wish I had a working Tardis of my own so I could travel space and time.

 

[G.Armour]

Wish granted but then u get stuck in between

I wish I could sleep

 

[Aggie12]

Wish granted but you have terrible nightmares and wake up sweating.

I wish I had a nice German beer and not this miller crap =/

 

[SUroot]

Granted but you will get addicted to the fresh, crisp taste and before you know it, the lbs have piled on.

I wish I had a new Job.

 

[highjakker]

granted. i hope you can sing and take off your clothes gracefully....


i wish i were hung like john holmes.

 

[Bugly]

granted, but it will be ingrown.

I wish I was the next poster.

 

[olbriar]

Granted. But I talked the mods into removing your post for double posting

I wish it wasn't so dang late.

 

[Emmexx]

Wish granted, it's actually only a couple hours into the new day.

I wish I could have a real, working Staples button.

 

[highjakker]

granted but it can only be used one time and not for anything that can be considered self gratifying.


i wish i owned and knew how to operate a time machine.

 

[Aggie12]

Granted but the flux capacitor is broke. And doc is nowhere in site.

I wish this headache would go away!!

 

[highjakker]

granted but now you have the runs for 48 more hours.


i wish i found 1 ton of pure gold in my backyard.

 

[Ashleyh06]

granted but now you have the runs for 48 more hours.


i wish i found 1 ton of pure gold in my backyard.

Wish granted.. but its fools gold and turns out to be worthless

I wish i could visit the paranormal museum

 

[SUroot]

Granted.. but you're an exhibit


I wish I could travel the world

 

[log1c]

Granted.. but you're an exhibit


I wish I could travel the world

wish granted, but you can only do so by walking

I wish work would end right now