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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted but you now drive a diesel which is at 3.90 a gallon :D

I wish this rum and coke would refill itself.
 
Wish granted but you are not allowed to ever play it. EVER.

I wish I could have slept in today and not have woken up to go to the lab to find no one there. . .
 
Wish granted, but the only reason you're not bored is because your computer catches fire.

I wish Verizon didn't charge so much for every phone.
 
wish granted.. in the year of 2013

i wish all of these crazy storms would cease

Wish granted.. But the sun doesnt set for a year.

I wish I wuldve stayed dating J.A's cuzin

Thanks, you two. Now I know why we've not had a drop of rain in the last 37 days anf counting....Oh, and it's 98 (degF) outside right now with 72% relative humidity.

Wish granted, but the only reason you're not bored is because your computer catches fire.

I wish Verizon didn't charge so much for every phone.

Wish granted - just use your NE2 and get a new free basic cell phone.

I wish it would rain. Now.
 
Wish granted - and they take care a whole lot of other things too. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.....

I wish it was raining here, now, and not acid rain :p
 
You can but only up when you decide to descend it is just a free fall.

I wish I was a world famous guitar player
 
wish granted - but like all famous guitar players, you get one-upped by your front man.

I wish it would rain heavily right now so I can have a cool ride home. No acid, no meatballs.
 
It starts raining hard and never stops thanks for the underwater apocalypse.

I wish someone would pay me for existing
 
Wish granted, but it has been paid forward to the next person because you are just that generous.

I wish I could stay on permanent paid vacation.
 
You can however the pay is less than your bills and you are soon living in a box on the corner down the street next to Jerry's Bait shop...you know the place...

I wish I had telekinesis
 
Wish granted however the rapid metabolism makes you eat constantly you can't even sleep without fear of wasting away.

I wish I had a phone that was always up to date hardware and software wise
 
Wish granted - it's called a rotary phone - all the hardware in it that ever was has been permanently updated and will never be updated again.

I wish ... that I could come up with an uncorruptible wish.
 
Wish granted but due to a terrible memory, you immediately forget it.

I wish that Ebay didn't have such high seller fees.
 
Wish granted - they now have much higher seller fees

I wish I could come up with an uncorruptible wish and never forget it.
 
Wish granted but this thread gets locked as you try to post it

I wish I could put a post in the last post wins thread that causes it to get locked therefore showing I am the winner forever
 
Wish granted, but no one ever sees it due to server maintenance issues.

I wish solar power equipment was cheaper and more efficient.
 
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