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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted, but now your guide status is stripped for posting such things.


I wish the process involved for being approved as a guide was a little more stringent :p
 
Wish Granted . But the process of moderator approval are relaxed .Stinky is now the Moderator Leader btw.

I wish I can get rid of noobs but not rookies .
 
Wish granted but to your dismay the roles are reversed

I wish my head didn't hurt right now, it can hurt when you post
 
Wish granted, someone kicks you in the kiwis and you forget that your head hurts.

I wish someone would figure out how to root the Rezound...PERMANENTLY!
 
Wish granted it involves resurrecting Steve Jobs (good luck with that)

I wish there were less stupid people in the world
 
Wish granted, as a couple of walmarts explode. But in a twist of irony, their "kin" have all sorts of insurance questions thus your phone rings off the hook with questions from idiots' survivors who are just as idiotic...



I wish that the Galaxy Nexus is released with 8 GB of memory and makes GN fanboiz cry.
 
Wish granted but they also release a 128 GB version that is free on a 2 year contract with VZW

I wish my phandroid app would stop messing up
 
Wish granted, your Thunderbolt is confiscated and you're being investigated for downloading illegal content (thus Phandroid doesn't mess up for you) and Verizon loans you an iPhone 3GS while the Feds investigate you.


I wish Black Friday shoppers would realize how insane and ridiculous they behave just to save a few bucks.
 
Wish granted but you fall under the spell and trample a poor old lady to save a few bucks on DVDs.


I wish everyone has a great turkey day.
 
Wish granted, but some turkeys are tainted with Salmonella thus some people will have a turkey day filled with GREAT bouts of diarrhea.


I wish I could alienate everyone close to me for the next month and a half in order to save money by not having to buy Xmas gifts.
 
Wish granted as a way to save money people adopt cheapmas, because there is no holiday spending the economy suffers and we go into "the greater depression" for the next 15 years

I wish my kids let me sleep half an hour longer this morning
 
wish granted. you go back and get to sleep an extra half an hour this morning but that is the exact time when the local radio station calls asking for you with the 50 million dollar trivia question which was "which president was the first to be elected who was of african american heritage?" to which your kids replied "they're asleep".

i wish i could control the weather.
 
Wish granted, you control the weather over a 3 inch by 2 inch square located somewhere off the coast of South Africa

I wish the next poster has something great happen to them.
 
Wish granted but it was just me being able to corrupt your wish.


I wish Playboy would add another year to my subscription to apologize for exposing me to Lindsey Lohan nudity.
 
Wish Granted .But the subscription gets corrupted due to some reason and now you have two years subscription to Rico's tabloid "The Gorgon Daily"

I wish Yeahha posts next and tell me not to mix threads .
 
Wish granted but he's corrupting via proxy.....



I wish Yeahha would stop PMing people asking them to corrupt my wish.
 
Wish granted, but youve since gone blind and cant see it.

Right now? I wish I was a mod...Ill leave the reason alone...lol.
 
Wish granted you are now a mod at XDA

I wish my sister would make an intelligent decision every once in a while
 
Wish granted, and he's now dating your sister since you didn't corrupt it, but your sister, yeah he's going to corrupt her....



I wish I had a 5 day weekend since I typically take 4 day weekends, this upcoming 4 day weekend doesn't feel special enough for me.
 
Wish granted . You have 5- day weekends .But you have to report to work at nights .

I wish TxGoat posts next
 
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