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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted but I deleted his post so I could corrupt your wish

I wish for world peace or a zombie apocalypse
 
Wish granted .The world is a peaceful place since we all are zombies now .

I wish You wish a wish with which the wish whooshes to a whish
 
Wow, well your weird wish that I wish with which the wish whooshes to a whish was wildly and wonderfully corrupted when I wished a wish with which the wish whooshes were withholding all whishs. Woo hoo I wonder what in the world let me type that

I wish my corruption was easier to type
 
Wish granted, you asked Siri how to corrupt his wish on your new iPhone. You are now cast away from the Android forums.


I wish I could get an exact-o knife and cut out the pinched nerve that's irritating the poo out of me before I begin my workout.
 
It does just count the number of Ws in it and divide that # by the square root of pi squared then jump out of a window that is that many stories high onto a trampoline and you too will understand corruption

I wish the next poster doesn't have a blue username
 
Wish granted, but now you're colorblind and blues look red, reds look blue, and greens look white.


I wish Rico would stop posting under Yeahha's user account.
 
Wish granted they arrive, hate it, and leave. Due to having a different perception of time than we do this all happens over the course of .00000000000138 seconds, you don't notice anything

I wish tomorrow is thanksgiving
 
Wish granted .You have to give thanks to me each time I post in lies thread.

I wish the wish witch whooshes with which the horse that whooshed my wish returns
 
Wish granted but it was corrupted in some way that involved lots of Ws

I wish google banned OEM UIs from devices and had the OEMs put the UI in the market while phones ran pure AOSP
 
Wish Granted .Apple makes iOS open source and all companies with all freedom .All companies shift sides and the only UI you get on android market is QQUI

I wish 25 posts are magically added to my post count .
 
Wish granted, but since magic really doesn't exist (unless you're in the NBA) you have to eat "Magic brownies" to see the 25 added posts.


I wish Verizon would stop throttling me....
 
Wish granted they decide to move you to a pay per MB plan instead.

side note if you have a 4G phone you shouldn't be throttled sounds like a customer service issue to me, perhaps you should call VZW ;)

I wish I was a little bit taller
 
Wish granted, you order some shoe lifts from the internet but they mess up your order and get a padded bra instead.


I wish I didn't have to call Verizon customer service, and wish I didn't put so much faith in the advice of a guide from here..... :p
 
Wish granted instead of calling VZW you dial #228 and have to go to the store to get a replacement SIM

I wish my daughter didn't have gas right now.
 
Wish granted, she walks on her hands and now she just "burps" a lot...


I wish I didn't have to get up and connect this MHL connection to my TV for someone in the Rezound forums.....
 
Wish granted you stop being helpful and start acting normal

I wish the high e string would stop breaking on my les paul
 
Wish granted, now you're strumming on a Ru Paul and have bigger things to worry about.....


I wish my HDTV had HDMI inputs...stupid Toshiba!
 
Wish granted but they required you to assemble them and you tossed them with the box by accident.

I wish my beard grew faster
 
Wish granted, now instead of 1 long beard hair, you have 2 but now you look like a Japanese Catfish after their nuclear disaster.


I wish Verizon Customer Service would change their name to what they truly are, "Verizon I'll-Provide-Mindless-Speculation-About-A-4G-SIM-Card-Since-I-Don't-Know-My-Job-Or-What-To-Do" department.
 
Wish Granted .Their records indicate your name to be "Hobo who looks like a goat"

I wish the pony posts next .
 
Wish granted, it's a lifeless animated dead horse head.


I wish I didn't have to be back at work in 2 days.
 
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