I ordered an SGP screen from Amazon, the seller was sgpstore based from California. I had expedited shipping, but I still haven't gotten it. So I sent this little gem to the claims department.
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Delivery Estimate: Friday December 16, 2011 - Wednesday December 21, 2011
Electronic Shipping Info Received, December 15, 2011
Accepted at USPS Origin Sort Facility, December 21, 2011, 6:32 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90010
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I know where my stuff is. Its still in California a day after it was supposed to be shipped with Expedited Shipping (Priority Mail). And according to your description:
"We have three shipping options for domestic orders:
Priority Mail: Usually takes 2 business day"
Its 3 whole days, after the 2 business days for 'Priority Mail' and my package is still in California. And its not like I ordered something huge, or a whole bunch of things. Its one set of Screen Protectors. Someone from your company could literally put it in an envelope, and drop it in a mailbox and it would've already made it to me by now.
I could put fart in a jar and send it to your company, and it will still get there before I get my package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I could start walking from Washington to California, on my hands, and back, faster than I can get my package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I could transform into a girl, get pregnant and have a baby faster than I can get my package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can translate the entire Harry Potter Series into Swahili, Yoda-talk, and binary before I can get my package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can invent a two teleporters, send one to your office, and have you teleport my package faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can reenact the entire 10 Seasons of Friends faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can go to my local DMV and get a new driver's license faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can become the Secretary of Defense and get all the troops back from Iraq and Afghanistan faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can send a blind, one-winged, democratic, disease-ridden, homing pigeon to your office and have it pick up my package and back, faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can memorize the number for pi to the google-th place faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can go back in time to when the dinosaurs still lived, train a T-Rex to invent a screen protector, and have it passed down from T-Rex Screen-protectors inventors to its predecessors, and eventually to me, faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.
I can fly to the planet Pluto, tell him "Hey Pluto, you're not a planet anymore!" and nudge it out of its orbit, and fly back, faster than I can get my original package that I ordered and payed extra shipping for.