Does anyone else get a little turned on by technology?

[estefana]

I gotta say, when I am heavily researching my latest Jesus-Gadget, sometimes I'm a little turned on by all the shinies, and the sleek os's, and the idea of possibly licking it (SO WHAT if I want to lick the Samsung Galaxy S!!)... I think I may be slightly insane.

And that new LaCie Xtremkey is pretty hot.

And no I don't find Jesus hot. I find god-like gadgets hot.

 

[Pryomancer]

Apple hardware always gets me a bit flushed. Then I look at the software and I'm no longer in the mood.

 

[hannahxx]

I frequently refer to pretty, shiny gadgets as "jizz-worthy" even though I'm a girl and thus technically cannot jizz.

But, yes. My heart rate usually increases when I'm on tech blogs, looking at sexy gadgets. You're not alone.

 

[estefana]

Yeah, the Iphone is damn hot, and then you realize it's really ditzy. Which really doesn't stop many people lol.

 

[ari-free]

I go for actual technology, not shiny and smooth. I appreciate the hard work and thought that engineers put into a product's design but it will probably be outdated 6 months from now.

 

[Pryomancer]

To be honest, I get it more from cars.

If I see an Aston Martin or Maserati etc, my heart rate does actually increase. I love the sound of a good V8, V10, V12, W12 or W16. God damn. Astons make the best noises by far.

 

[Dr. Shady PhD]

I don't

 

[Vihzel]

Nope. Can't really think of anything from technology sexually.

 

[palmgoog]

Totally! I've been humping the crap out of my Evo since day 1

 

[ari-free]

Totally! I've been humping the crap out of my Evo since day 1

don't expect to sell it on ebay but you may have better luck on craigslist...

 

[aiz4andy]

To be honest, I get it more from cars.

If I see an Aston Martin or Maserati etc, my heart rate does actually increase. I love the sound of a good V8, V10, V12, W12 or W16. God damn. Astons make the best noises by far.

 

[estefana]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm........yeah don't think that's normal. It's actually disgusting. The EXHAUST PIPE????!!!! Poor freaking car...

 

[Pryomancer]

I think I draw the line at that... o0

 

[shawn1224]

Yes, everyone gets excited but how do you correlate that to getting "turned on".

You have issues LOL

 

[BiGMERF]

shit i was nutting in my pants for about a week after i got my new panny plasma and bluray player

 

[Demache]

*guy who takes love bug too far*

Reminds me of a very NSFW picture someone posted in another forum. Let's just say if you look at it and don't say "wtf", you're a furry/scalie.

If you don't know what that means, then by all means look it up if you want.

 

[MrDangerous]

The car article reminds me of this comic I wrote several years ago:

Mazeltov Cocktail