Democrats
Protects US from foreign attacks (Cuba missile crisis)
Able to win wars (WWII)
People are social animals and fair play strengths society
Oppose military/industrial complex
Support providing for the general welfare (education, infrastructure, environment, etc)
Oppose invading countries that do not threaten US interests
Fix financial collapses caused by Republicans (1929, 2008)
Supports female choice in reproductive health
Advocates government is of and for the people
Supports the science of evolution
Supports separation of church and state
Supports restrictions on buying public elections
Supports progressive taxation
Supports worker rights
Supports progress
Supports individual freedom and responsibility within the context of a just society
Republicans
Unable to defend deadliest attack by foreign nationals, after being warned (World Trade Center)
Unable to win wars (Vietnam, Korea)
Believes some people are more equal than others and those less equal are meant to be exploited
Support military/industrial complex
Support providing for corporate welfare (monopolies, tax cheating, lax corporate criminal enforcement, etc.)
Support lying as a propaganda tool to invade countries that are not a threat to US interest
Cause financial collapses (1929, 2008)
Supports government control of female reproductive health
Advocates government is of and for plutocracy
Supports the superstition of creationism
Supports theocracy
Believes public elections should go to the highest bidder
Opposes taxing their patrons
Supports serfdom
Supports stagnation
Supports feudalism and the doctrine of Master and Servant