Free word association

[olbriar]

One smart fella, he felt smart.
Two smart fellas, they felt smart.
Three smart fellas, they felt smart.
For smart.... etc

easy to read.. much more difficult to say

 

[mikedt]

Barbarously barbarized by the barbarity
of a barbarian barber in a barber's
barbarizing shop.

 

[olbriar]

A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

 

[PattiCakeUS]

One sunny day, I met a bear
out in the woods, a way out there

 

[olbriar]

A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk and the stump thought the skunk stunk.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Madam I'm Adam

 

[olbriar]

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

I love this one and it was shared by someone here a year ago or so.

 

[PattiCakeUS]

Oh, I stuck my head in a little skunk's hole and
the little skunk said "God bless my soul! take it out! take it out! take it out! remove it!"
Oh, I didn't take it out & the little skunk said "if you don't take it out you'll wish you were dead, take it out! take it out!"
****spray noise****

(said with plugged nose) I removed it....


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I used to be a camp counselor

 

[olbriar]

I bought a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!

 

[PattiCakeUS]

Phoebe B. Beebe has a new canoe canal, in Saugatuck, near Naugatuck, Connecticut.

 

[olbriar]

Low bridge everybody down

 

[psionandy]

London bridge is falling down....

 

[PattiCakeUS]

London calling

 

[mikedt]

Faraway towns

 

[PattiCakeUS]

Paper towns

 

[mikedt]

Ghost cities

 

[PattiCakeUS]

Ghost writer
or
Ghost rider


very different from each other, but take your pick!

 

[olbriar]

Headless horseman

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Ichabod

 

[mikedt]

Horse's head

 

[olbriar]

Godfather

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Scarface

 

[olbriar]

Capone

 

[PattiCakeUS]

Calzone