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Sometimes people say pain is knowledge... and I wonder how far that couldn't be further from the truth... because we all know that the truth hurts... and then we should all realize that...

"The Truth Will Set Us Free."

Out of all the hundreds (1000's or more maybe?) of people I have come into contact with... every single person has thought or seen me as some kind of "genius" when I wish they could see the true truth... I wish they could all see how great we all really are deep down inside...

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Whether "Small".

Whether "Young".

Whether "Old".

Whether "Bold".

Whether "Powerful".

And whether not so "Powerful".

Whether "right".

Whether "wrong".

No matter where you are... no matter who or what you are... no matter what you have "achieved" be proud of who you are... because you are you... and no 1 can take that away from you... and above all else never let some one take that away from you.

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You are you.

Whether you see that you can change just like that... or whether you sadly believe that a "Leopard will never change its spots"... I hope you remember that you are who ever you want to be.

Love people for who they are... and far more importantly... Love yourself for you are...

It is interesting (wonderful?) to see how much the world has changed in the last couple or so of hundreds of years very recently (or to some they think "a long time ago...").

I wonder what will happen to this place we all call home in a 1000 years or so... maybe it might be like some kind of interesting place... or maybe we might all be on another planet... or even better yet... maybe all the Roaches and their Coaches would have conquered the world... and there would be very angry roaches operating these giant... massive.... mechanical or automated huge steel crazy ass boots that crush human beings with a crazy look in the roaches eyes... sorry... 2000 compound eyes. ;)

Try not to judge... because you will be judged in time...

I just wanted you to know that... We are all golden.

All of us.

The greatest power we all know... and will ever come across is Love.

Hmmmm... okay... I should correct that...

The greatest power of all is trolling...

Yeah.

Trolling.

It is definitely Trolling. :)

I hope you have a care free day and take that ever so precious time to remember who you are and that you can always do better.

Always. ;)

MIKA - We Are Golden - YouTube
 
We are Star Dust
We are Golden
We are Million Year Old Carbon
And We've Got to Get Ourselves Back To The Garden

Rock On!!!!
 
The Stinkus hath spoken. :)

Very true, yet so many are blind to the obvious. You're very luck Sir Stinkus to see with a perceptive mind, and really let it all go.

Where you are is exactly where you need to be. ;)

PS: we are all just stardust, forged in the heart of suns. :)
 
(Thank you for your comments! You guys are legendary but only when I say so! :))

Hmmmmm you know what I think?

(I can think!?!)

...

...

...

I think there is just not enough Kung Fu in this here thread!

-_-

So I scoured the interwebs for a whole 15,5 seconds and found this legendary shit that I decided to pollute your mind with because I ain't got no life and I knows best! :)

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Come on dance with me bruizer!

DANCE bruizer!!

DANCE GOD DAMNIT...

Or feel my wrath of pain and insanity!

XD
 
Hmmmmmmmm on a strange other note... a long time ago in a galaxy not so far away...(Earth (where we are now)) I used to make the mouse cursor move without me touching it!

I kid you not!

You can call me a crack addict!! :)

You can call me The Chosen One! :)

And above ALL else... you can call me insane! :)

But it really did happen!

I could not control the mouse cursor but when ever I put my hand over the mouse (with out touching it) it would go crazy! :D:D:D

Later in the space time continuum I could do it about a meter (1m) from the computer and it would still go bat crap crazy!

Sometimes I could do it... and some times I couldn't! :)

So then I called in our maid and I showed her what I could do to this mouse and the cursor and she like FREAKED OUT! :):):)

And she called me the devil! :)

But I already know that! :)

She thought it was crazy stuff!

(Black people in South Africa are extremely superstitious and think that white people are the center of the universes problems even the asteroid that might blow up your house some day)

So ja! :)

So this is PROOF that I really am The Chosen One! :):):):):)
 
Hmmmmmmmm on a strange other note... a long time ago in a galaxy not so far away...(Earth (where we are now)) I used to make the mouse cursor move without me touching it!

I kid you not!

You can call me a crack addict!! :)

You can call me The Chosen One! :)

And above ALL else... you can call me insane! :)

But it really did happen!

I could not control the mouse cursor but when ever I put my hand over the mouse (with out touching it) it would go crazy! :D:D:D

Later in the space time continuum I could do it about a meter (1m) from the computer and it would still go bat crap crazy!

Sometimes I could do it... and some times I couldn't! :)

So then I called in our maid and I showed her what I could do to this mouse and the cursor and she like FREAKED OUT! :):):)

And she called me the devil! :)

But I already know that! :)

She thought it was crazy stuff!

(Black people in South Africa are extremely superstitious and think that white people are the center of the universes problems even the asteroid that might blow up your house some day)

So ja! :)

So this is PROOF that I really am The Chosen One! :):):):):)

I have no doubt that you could do this! It's not evil...you have a strong magnetism:) rock on stinky!
 
I have no doubt that you could do this! It's not evil...you have a strong magnetism:) rock on stinky!

Hahaha! :)

You are so right!

Thnak You! :)

Lakkity Yak yakitty smackitty smack smack!? Smack smack clang clang click click snack snack!? :D

(This means in Boogie-man-nese: "How are you doing foolish one!? Who is the fool now!?")

Sorry for the late reply but I was Boogie napped by the Boogie Man! :)

He (it?) is a very friendly guy actually!

He told me he is not loved by the world for looking... "different"...

After I had been Boogie Napped we had a very loooong talk about how people talk POO about other people and how people judge the way people look.

Pretty scary crap actually...

If you don't "look" nice and "cool" then people think you are "worthless"...

So then we both decided to make a Nuclear Bomb and blow up the building of that "People Magazine" to help people "understand" better! :)

Because we understand everything!

Yeah!

SCORE Bruizer SCORE!

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