Why is it that every time someone says something about "court" everyone loses their brains? I want a copy of my log, the one that I look at 50 times a day, saved to my computer. It might be for court, it might be so I can remember the sex line I called last week. I don't understand why the mention of anything that remotely has anything to do with something legal makes otherwise seemingly normal people with normal intelligence suddenly defecate their brains out their anus.
I just want the file that's in the android software. It comes from somewhere. The android O/S gets it from somewhere, in order to present it on the screen. It's somewhere.
It's. Somewhere.
Get that. It's somewhere. Somewhere, on my android, on ALL androids, the phone log is somewhere. Somewhere in that phone, there's a phone log. I want to know where.
Where is it? I just want a copy. It's not for anything legal, so no need to squirt your liquid runny brains out of your butt. It's actually so I can text a message to my dog. It's for his birthday next week.
There. There's your non-legal reason why I just want a copy of the phone log that's on my phone. So stop talking about imaginary unicorns and exotic legal documents compelling MetroPCS to do anything for me, because it's not going to, ever. MetroPCS doesn't give to unicorn turds for what I want, and if you don't want to accept that the call log is inside my android and if you don't know how to help me find it then please stop inventing highly improbable and fanciful interpretations of whatever it is that you wish I would have tried to say, instead of the plain language request that I actually DID post. The. Phone. Log.
The phone log.
Let me say it again, in a different way.
The.
Phone.
Log.
I'd like a copy of it. The phone log, I mean. If anyone can help with that simple, basic request, I'd appreciate it.