No dude!
Don't think of yours as a hard life!
You Americans / Yanks have got it
very easy actually!
And there is no way in hell I make R500 rands in 1 day! (50$ = R500 give or take)
SHAW
I don't even make that in a whole damn week never mind a single freaking day!
That is VERY good money actually!
Wooooow!
I get paid peanuts.... God you Americans have it so good.
Anyway! Never mind that crap!
(It is not your fault my life sucks!

)
How long are you spending in the bathroom?
It seems very bad....?
I am never late for work.
I love work!
xD
Work to me is the bomb / best!
I cannot be late for work, no 1 can fill in for me as I am the only 1 there. I actually have a pretty responsible job. I need to be quite responsible for my work... and I LOVE my job!


You have got to ask yourself a few questions here quickly... take your time... think... and figure out good, clean and clever solutions as to why you were late.
1) Why did I not set an alarm?
2) Why don't I have or maybe use a cheap wrist watch to keep track of time just in case my Tablet is not around?
3) Why do I spend what seems to be a lot of time in the bath room?
4) Why can't I ask some one else for the time if I don't have a clock / watch on me?
These are just some random questions that come to my mind but you get the basic idea!
Shaw dude you earn good money!
SHIT that is actually very good money in 1 day for a part time job!!!
SHAW MAN
Damn - the grass is seriously greener on that side!
What an understatement!