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If wanna know whos the biggest D-Bag Ever..

Wife: "Hunny? Where's your phone?"

Husband: "F**k! I left it in the cab!"

Wife: "..."
 
I don't know who's the douchebag: the one who bought it, or the one who thought "hey let's make a 8 million dollars iPhone". :p

(I know the buyer probably had it built, it was a joke. A lame joke. Sue me. :p)
 
I hope he puts a Viper Security System on the phone GPS Tracking and all the bells and whistles... I know if I ever spent $8 Million on ANYTHING, it would never leave the house.
 
Seddy said:
I hope he puts a Viper Security System on the phone GPS Tracking and all the bells and whistles... I know if I ever spent $8 Million on ANYTHING, it would never leave the house.
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If it was me, whatever cost me the $8mill would never leave the secret underground nuclear bomb proof vault I would build for it. Cause if I can afford to blow $8 mill on something, I can afford to have a secret, underground nuclear bomb proof vault built to protect it.:D
 
incredible x4 said:
if it was me, whatever cost me the $8mill would never leave the secret underground nuclear bomb proof vault i would build for it. Cause if i can afford to blow $8 mill on something, i can afford to have a secret, underground nuclear bomb proof vault built to protect it.:d
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+100!!!
 
Imagine that guys reaction the first time someone drops his 100 carot iPhone and a dozen of those no longer flawless diamonds fly off it in every conceivable direction! :eek:
 
Martimus said:
Imagine that guys reaction the first time someone drops his 100 carot iPhone and a dozen of those no longer flawless diamonds fly off it in every conceivable direction! :eek:

>>first time someone drops his 100 carot iPhone and a dozen of those no longer flawless diamonds fly off
>>first time someone drops his 100 carot iPhone
>>first time someone
>>someone
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Wut.


Why would you drop 8 million on a phone, then let someone else hold it?

Also, I'm *fairly* sure if steel can't cut through diamonds, concrete isn't going to phase it...
 
Thefoodman52 said:
Wut.


Why would you drop 8 million on a phone, then let someone else hold it?

Also, I'm *fairly* sure if steel can't cut through diamonds, concrete isn't going to phase it...
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Looking at that phone I'm betting he bought it for someone else...

In terms of the stones I've had to pay for an awful lot of diamonds to be re-anchored into their settings over the years. Someone in my family (looking quickly over my shoulder) tends to be rather rough with her diamond jewelry!
 
I don't know if I'd call the guy a d-bag for buying that. An idiot, sure, but to me, a d-bag is someone who does bad stuff, not stupid stuff. I'm more of a d-bag than this guy. Ask Bill Laimbeers daughter. I mentioned on Twitter that I would be sad if he got cancer, and she responded by calling me an a-hole. And I think I can call that one of my prouder Twitter moments! But I'm not paying $8million for an iPhone! Heck, I just paid a little over $100 for the privilege of STOPPING using my iPhone!
 
I wonder what's going to happen to the phone when the newer version comes out in a few months and it's not kewel anymore. People like that make me sick.
 
irmuddled said:
I wonder what's going to happen to the phone when the newer version comes out in a few months and it's not kewel anymore. People like that make me sick.
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It's stupid, sure, but why do you care what they do with their money? It's not your money. You don't just happen into that kind of money, they probably worked theri ass off for a long time to get where they are. So if they want to throw $8 million out of their bank account and into the economy buying stupid stuff, let them! Now I just need to figure out something I can make and sell to them for way too much!
 
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