* Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)

[no one]

Sally Field


A one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater

 

[paulbates]

A year's prescription for bio-similars to address mutation

muffler bearings

 

[no one]

Headlight fluid

2 Hydrox Cookies

 

[kct1975]

A Girl Scout patch

*two wing-nuts*

 

[no one]

WD-40

A Rusty Kuntz rookie card

 

[paulbates]

Breakfast with the president

Zircon encrusted tweezers

 

[no one]

A crystallized splinter

4 slices of pepperoni

 

[kct1975]

A coupon for a free Pizza Hut pizza

Two pieces of bologna

 

[no one]

1 piece of Mortadella

707 horses

 

[paulbates]

The Challenger SRT to use the horses


5 lagrange points

 

[no one]

Rumors from a Texas Town

1% evil 99% hot gas

 

[paulbates]

You

What's left at the TSA check point today

 

[kct1975]

Deed to a Thrift Shop

The contents of a mis-shipped package

 

[paulbates]

A cast footprint of Sasquatch

The actuarial assigned value of apple maps

 

[kct1975]

A car recovered from a lake

*Two Bitcoins*

 

[paulbates]

2 million satoshis

Keanu Reeves

 

[kct1975]

Matrix Sequel


*insert to pond skipping stones*

 

[paulbates]

Surface tension, plus or minus 20 degrees

15 gallons of E-85

 

[kct1975]

A Sports Car that can only go in reverse

*two paint can lids*

 

[paulbates]

1 lead remediation kit

The theme music to 'The Twilight Zone'

 

[kct1975]

A Nightmare

*playes Star Wars theme music*

 

[paulbates]

An all expense paid evening in a TaunTaun

The whereabouts of No One

 

[kct1975]

A blank mask

*inserts two small pieces of cardboard*

 

[ecafrenga]

A piece of cardboard the size of the two you inserted combined

*inserts corn nut*

 

[kct1975]

A bag of Carmel Popcorn

*inserts two Philips Head Screws*