* Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)

[paulbates]

An airline size shot of baileys

'Taps and pays' with android phone

 

[no one]

A Lollipop

The Arkenstone

 

[paulbates]

A copy of The 7 Hobbits of Highly Successful People

The sum of your annual post consumer waste

 

[no one]

Yesterday's news and a lemon rind

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict

 

[paulbates]

A trip to the dark side of the moon

One of the dueling banjos from deliverance

 

[no one]

A canoe

3 Rocky Mountain Oysters

 

[paulbates]

Tranquilizer dart gun for angry, half castrated bull

Every AOL CD ever created

 

[no one]

You've got mail

The 1 dentist who didn't agree

 

[paulbates]

12 miles of floss

Avogadro's Number

 

[kct1975]

A call from a telemarketer

*two half cent coins*

 

[paulbates]

One way time portal ticket to 1793. Step in to the vortex, please

* 1 Legend of Zelda Rupee *

 

[kct1975]

An old Nintendo NES game system

* two rubles*

 

[paulbates]

Bad behavior induced stagflation

2 Monopoly Dollars

 

[no one]

A community chest

A commodore 64

 

[paulbates]

A cassette tape to save your giant 2k programs

A wooden nickle

 

[no one]

An awl

25 smackeroos

 

[paulbates]

A greenback

A dead president

 

[no one]

A Jello Biafra bobble head

Soup (it's good food)

 

[paulbates]

Industrial sized pack of UMB (Unequivocal Marketing B******t)

The contents of the piggy bank

 

[no one]

Chitlins



The deed to 22 Acacia Ave.

 

[paulbates]

An iron maiden to clean up after the place

*shrimp and grits* (since I'm in SC)

 

[no one]

Two weeks of Charleston dance lessons.


An eagle, a globe, and an anchor.

 

[paulbates]

A lion,a witch and a wardrobe

The lyrics to Jackyl's "the lumberjack"

 

[no one]

A Monty Python skit

A pound of flesh

 

[paulbates]

A small, oddly shaped smelly thing

Burt Reynolds as the bandit, minus the hat, mustache and glasses