* Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)

[1234west]

A Soaked Sock

*Insert Coin*

 

[tastycaramel]

A brick

*inserts golden village cinema ticket*

 

[general eclect]

Pre-loved chewing gum

*inserts coin*

 

[Davdi]

Soapy bubbles

*inserts dubloon*

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Silly Davdi, dubloons only get you soaked socks and for not realizing that, you get two moldy, musty, worn down socks, from the dark ages, made of goat fur and worn by sniveling trolls, that smell of fermented gouda cheese

-inserts viagra-

 

[general eclect]

Hadron pops up out of nowhere and bans you whilst making the last post and guessing huh is below him...


*inserts 50c coin*

 

[tastycaramel]

Hadron pops up out of nowhere and bans you whilst making the last post and guessing huh is below him...


*inserts 50c coin*

Toilet paper!


*inserts plastic bag*

 

[general eclect]

You obviously didn't realise the plastic bag was one of those ones that the local council leaves attached to the doggy toilets for people to pick up their dog' doggy do with, hence: dog poo.


*inserts $2 coin*

(so, does anyone know why tasty had his account closed? I did see one of his posts that suggested he'd got into what he referred to as a flame war, though i can't imagine a flame war would go very far here...)

 

[Frisco]

$2 coin inserted.. machine spits out card explaining the whereabouts of Eyebeam.

Penny....

 

[no one]

The iphoney

Seventy five cents

 

[FoxyDrew]

A horse that tried to steal its owners Galaxy S 4 so the owner got mad and shot it in the leg!



*insert two quarters three dimes and a nickel*

 

[no one]

Cubic Zirconia

4 quarters

 

[general eclect]

Four quarters gets you a hole.

50c coin.

 

[ZeroGeined]

Maschine returns penny

*inserts Deutche Pfennig*

 

[general eclect]

Machine gives you Deutsche/English dictionary.

Inserts farthing.

(Note correct spelling he who claims to be smarter with words! )

 

[ZeroGeined]

Machine prints it a slip of paper which reads:

 

[general eclect]

The guy behind you moves in and sticks a gun in your back saying, "Ok Confucius, hold it there." Proceeding to hit the return button and collecting your hundred dollars.


Inserts 20c...

 

[Calc]

Machine gives an old Nokia phone.

*Insert coin*

 

[general eclect]

Do you know there's probably more than 20c worth of gold in an old Nokia? I got me a bargain!

Machine rejects coin due to it being bent.


inserts 10c

 

[ZeroGeined]

Machine prints out a slip of paper which reads:
"Life is really simple. We just insist on making it complicated"

Inserts nickel

 

[squirrel11]

Machine prints a slip of paper reading, "JACKPOT" and dispenses all of the coins within its hull.

*insert coin*

 

[ZeroGeined]

Woo! I finally won something!

Machine rejects coin

Inserts coin

 

[Revenant Ghost]

You didn't get your purchase, so you got angry and kicked the vending machine. The machine fights back by falling on you. But you somehow survived long enough for someone to put the machine back in place and took you to the hospital.

You are now a paraplegic.

Inserts a dollar coin.

 

[general eclect]

Machine dispenses a can of Sterno, you proceed to get legless and become a 'Jake leg papa'...

*inserts 20c coin*

 

[ZeroGeined]

Machine dispenses a pack of gum.

Inserts