* Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)

[apavolka]

a fortune cookie.

*insert gold dollar from 2000*

 

[APDell]

Used condom, still warm.

*inserts coin*

 

[no one]

The condom's filling.



four dollars, fifty cents.

 

[apavolka]

One quarter

Insert counterfeit 20

 

[no one]

A one way trip to the stoney lonesome.


four dimes

 

[DsyMnapTic]

BOING....... a spring loaded boot pops out and kicks you in the nuts

+jams a few corn chips in the slot+

 

[Swizz]

Your corn chips in the coin return.

A quarter on a string.

 

[no one]

Some Jollof rice.



a shiny new dollar

 

[JCampbell]

a cup of milo

*5000 yen*

 

[no one]

Mr. Roboto


Three nickels, and a dime

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Mr. Roboto


Three nickels, and a dime

a blast of pepper spray and a mechanical arm that beats the shit out of you with a night stick..........add two more chucky cheese tokens to get tazed.

*inserts you into the slot after I shrink you with my shrinking ray*

 

[no one]

One year of anger management classes


two Kennedys

 

[APDell]

an assasination attempt...

good ol' fashion wooden nickle.

 

[Android2230]

"Good ol'" Intel 4004.

Inserts APDell's Evo and 2 Dollars and 99 cents.

 

[Ashleyh06]

A fried memory card


Inserts 5 pebbles

 

[no one]

1 bam bam



Four pennies, three dimes, three nickels, two quarters.

 

[Ashleyh06]

Vomit with a dash of snot

Insert 1 bar of soap and a penny

 

[Android2230]

A half eaten coin washed with your soap.

Inserts 10 cents, a dime and Ashleyh6's Huawei Ascend.

 

[Ashleyh06]

Congrats you get a fist to the face and a foot to the crotch haha.. dnt fuk wit mah phn!!!

Insert a penny and the pink slip to androids car

 

[Android2230]

A broken mirror you broke with your penny. Seven years of bad luck!

Inserts every Huawei and ZTE smartphone in the world and a dime.

 

[marc12868]

World peace

inserts a crushed up iPhone in the form of a coin.

oh... and by the way. Bump!

 

[MRCMidnight]

You get an iWatch

*inserts $1*

 

[9to5cynic]

Half eaten McMidnight (like a McDouble, but at night)

*inserts 2 nickles*

 

[MRCMidnight]

You got yourself a dime

*inserts 2 tokens*

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Machine recognition fails and blows out two tokes, that you miserably fail to inhale.

Inserts zombie fetus.