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I've decided I need the iphone

The phone itself doesn't cause one to have more or less sex. This is a correlation, not a causation. The typical android user is probably a geek, and geeks are less likely to attract too many women. The typical iphone user is too busy putting gel on his hair and socializing in bars to wanna bother with involved gadgets.
 
Frequency of sex would have been a better indicator. All this tells us is that iPhone users are more likely to give it up on the first date. I guess if you were dumb enough to buy the phone, you'll fall for pretty much anything!
 
ZDroid1 said:
The phone itself doesn't cause one to have more or less sex. This is a correlation, not a causation. The typical android user is probably a geek, and geeks are less likely to attract too many women. The typical iphone user is too busy putting gel on his hair and socializing in bars to wanna bother with involved gadgets.
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I don't know about that. I guess you could say that I'm a "geek". But I'm engaged and get it regularly ;)
 
ZDroid1 said:
The phone itself doesn't cause one to have more or less sex. This is a correlation, not a causation. The typical android user is probably a geek, and geeks are less likely to attract too many women. The typical iphone user is too busy putting gel on his hair and socializing in bars to wanna bother with involved gadgets.
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Or maybe it has something to do with our higher brain functions eh? You know higher IQ's and monogamy walk hand in hand.

It's only a matter of time before we figure out how to mass nueter all the brutes and modern day cave-men.
 
30 years old, 12 partners. We'll give these girls the uniformed pleasure of "starting" at 18 and thats one partner a year for 12 years!

Have these iWhores ever heard of AIDS? Pregnancy? I'm all for being young and crazy, I've done my share of trouble making but I've been with the same girl in a committed relationship for over 2 years. We have a LOT of sex and it's great. I'm 23.
 
On the other hand, there is nothing better in this life than a wife desperately trying to get pregnant. Uhh good old days.
 
ZDroid1 said:
On the other hand, there is nothing better in this life than a wife desperately trying to get pregnant. Uhh good old days.
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HAHA I know what you mean
I got lucky with the first one it took a month.. the second only took a weekend :(
 
Blimey, does the stat include priests as well :eek:

Hmmn, wonder if the same stat applies to women in their 30's........Thinking about it, most of the girls I know that own an iPhone only wear knickers to keep their ankles warm anyways......
 
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