Last post wins!

[Alsaces Daddy]

What's wrong with my feet? :what:

 

[Rachel A]

Well if you can't tell - but I mean wow...!

 

[Alsaces Daddy]

I hate feet. They make me gag

 

[Mexjoker]

So a turtle starts hitting on this other female turtle and... Nothing happens because turtles can't talk.

 

[Alsaces Daddy]

They are telekinetic

 

[Mexjoker]

You know.. I wish animals could talk. That would be amazing. Imagine all the things they'd say to us.
They probably hate us a bit too lol

 

[Alsaces Daddy]

A bit?

 

[Carlos1986]

They also shoot laser beams from their eyes.

 

[Rachel A]

They are telekinetic

What, feet are? Wow...

 

[Mexjoker]

Well yeah, all the animals in captivity

 

[Alsaces Daddy]

What, feet are? Wow...

Little behind aren't we?

Animals in general would hate us. Especially cows and chickens... mmmm

 

[Rachel A]

Little behind aren't we?

Animals in general would hate us. Especially cows and chickens... mmmm

A little? I work hard at being a lot behind I thank you...

 

[Mexjoker]

They also shoot laser beams from their eyes.

My angry and cranky neighbors do too

 

[Rachel A]

You have weird neighbors...

 

[MediocreBadGuy]

*fart*

 

[Rachel A]

Flatulence will get you nowhere...

... Unless we ignite it first

 

[Mexjoker]

I win!
Butt rocket!

 

[Rachel A]

Lost because you broke the light barrier and came in behind yourself. Laws of relativity suck...

 

[MediocreBadGuy]

 

[gbiggie]

Ha! Yet another win for me

 

[Rachel A]

You cheated by having four legs. Not fair.

 

[Alsaces Daddy]

You're just mad you only have a head.

 

[Rachel A]

Yeah, and what of it...?

 

[eyebeam]

They also shoot laser beams from their eyes.

Did someone call?

 

[Mexjoker]

Did someone call?

Wrong number. They meant to call the winner(Me).