Last post wins!

[Bg260]

Is that Elvis?--------->

 

[no one]

He left the building. My last has him all shook up, I think he is at the heartbreak hotel.

 

[basic 101 user]

Why is it I can help falling in love with you?

I enjoy being here, as the winner!...... Shall I stay, or would it be a sin?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

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Mesmerizing, isn't it?

is this an app? Loved playing online

 

[Bg260]

It's a gif I found. Elvis died on the shitter......been there.

 

[basic 101 user]

I'm confused..........You have personal knowledge of Elvis' s*****r?

I'll pass, thanks, but whatever works for you.

 

[Bg260]

Mama Cass Elliot choked on a ham sandwich.

 

[psionandy]

Didn't the first drummer of Spinal Tap die in a 'Freak Gardening Accident'?

 

[Bg260]

Who. Keith Moon. Same room.

 

[psionandy]

Then his replacement also died suddenly

Childs, Eric "Stumpy Joe" (1945-1974): Former Wool Cave drummer became Tap’s second drummer in 1969 after John "Stumpy" Pepys died in a bizarre gardening accident. Derek remembers Childs as having "big hands, big feet, big heart. Small lips. Thin hair. Big ears. That really says it all." (IST) Childs would perform on four Tap albums before choking to death on someone else’s vomit in 1974. Who produced the vomit remains shrouded in mystery. Nigel: "You can’t really dust for vomit."

 

[Bg260]

http://www.rockandrollgps.com/the-apartment-where-keith-moon-and-mama-cass-elliot-died/

 

[no one]

Yes, they're all dead. Just like your hopes for taking the last.

 

[psionandy]

I plan on achieving immortality by not dying.... and thus I win

 

[basic 101 user]

I think @Kaat 72 might be able to give you some guidance.

But would the two of you please take it in to the other room, leave me here alone with my victory?

Spoiler: Andy:

I saw "freak gardening accident", and started trembling......Must....make......"dust for vomit" joke....hurryhurryhurry!!!!!!

Then you went and ruined it for me.
Oh well, it was after all, a no brainer......I shouldn't wonder you got there first.

 

[MadDeveloper]

Hmm while you do that I'll just take the win

 

[psionandy]

Its not as if theirs a shortage of dead spinal tap drummers.... (like losers in this thread)

 

[Bg260]

 

[no one]

Don't be too hard on yourself. You lost, but you're not a loser. I am the last to be all lasts. I was just born that way.

 

[Bg260]

Short lived, but well worth the effort.

 

[psionandy]

Short lived.

 

[no one]

I wish I could share some of my last, however the rules strictly forbid it. I almost feel guilty having it all to myself, almost. Being the chosen one is a daunting task, I honestly would not wish it upon any of you.

 

[psionandy]

 

[no one]

Jealousy is a poisonus mistress, you should not allow her to rear her ugly head.

 

[psionandy]

I didn't even know Poisonus had a mistress.....

 

[basic 101 user]

When jealousy rears her ugly head, I simply lop it off.

And two more grow back to replace it, each and every time, time and again.

I'm beginning to feel this may be futile, and I cannot win like this.