Last post wins!

[basic 101 user]

Icleverlyremappedoneofthekeysonmykeboardtocreateashortcutdirectlytovictorypreparetoeatmydustlosers.

Spoiler: Shortcuttovictory

 

[no one]

Clever or not, you'll never take my space.

 

[basic 101 user]

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[no one]

Never tire, never falter, never give up, the hallmark of the laster.

 

[basic 101 user]

SeeevenwhenigetdrunkandpassoutfacefirstonthekeyboardIamstillthewinnerit'sjustthateasyformecanyouimaginethemountainofcookiesherenow?

 

[NowVoyager]

Oh now that was good! And I will add as in times past, it is such a pleasure to follow you last [emoji1]

 

[Kaat72]

My early start of the weekend win!

 

[no one]

About your win, you got the end* part right.






















*Actually no, you didn't. In order for something to end, it had to have begun.

 

[basic 101 user]

Pardon my momentary absence, thank you for holding my place.
Cookiecrumbsanddrunkendrool got into my keyboard and temporarily mucked up the works of a completely played out joke.

But I'm back now, just like I said I would be.

Hasta la vista, baby.

 

[no one]

In your absence, your place was terminated.

 

[basic 101 user]

Sorry, I wasn't fully prepared to reclaim the place which is rightfully mine........
I had the hair to bicep lube ratio all wrong, in that first shot.
I'll try harder.

 

[no one]

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

 

[basic 101 user]

Sorry, I was momentarily distracted by your pointy ears, green complexion, Grover voice, and diminutive stature.

Pretty hard to take anything you say seriously; Please return to your swamp and leave victory to those of us who enjoyed a bitchin' Corvette Summer.

 

[MadDeveloper]

Its my Birthday so let me have last post(for real though)

 

[basic 101 user]

(Sincere) Happy Birthday, MadDev.
(Less) Sincere. What were the odds of it being today, like 1 in 350 or so? Not so special, are ya'
(Seriously) Better luck next year.

 

[Kaat72]

You've had your chance last year.

Happy Birthday!

 

[psionandy]

Another year, another 584 million trip around the sun. May your next 584 million miles be your best yet....


And now you get to celebrate my win as well

 

[WendellG]

Didn't anyone get the memo?

I was declared the winner way back....

Moderator: please lock this thread, so these poor folks can move on with their lives....

TO DO list
1) Win
2) Take over world
3) laugh maniacally

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Didn't I win this like 200' posts ago? I'm confused.

 

[WendellG]

Didn't I win this like 200' posts ago? I'm confused.

Yes, you are confused, it has already been established that I was declared the winner.

I hope this clears up your confusion.

 

[psionandy]

Yes... Wendell won the under 5s event... So he can walk away while the grownups are playing.

 

[Kaat72]

Well, this is a family forum actually...

 

[psionandy]

Well it's definitely not an adult forum...

 

[WendellG]

Yes... Wendell won the under 5s event... So he can walk away while the grownups are playing.

WOHOO!

Proof that I won!!!!!!

all your interwebs belong to me now!!

MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Us. Just sayin'/

It's hard out here for a winner...