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Lets start a story and see where it goes!

...Neo has to fly in and do his super-hero trick to save the world because he is the "one", you know, and his super hero trick is...
 
... wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants...

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....He chills out in front of the one working TV set in an underground bunker while drinking a case of Coors Light and he catches the scene where Superman flies around the Earth so fast he reverses time and saves Miss Lane, so NEO decides to do the same thing. He succedes in turning back time to just prior to the EMP releases and he.......
 
.. you killed him because you are Neo and nobody can beat you. But suddenly Agent Smith shows and and says....
 
....... I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

And so your take immediate action by.........
 
.......you see just the very flash of the blade coming down across your face and body as you realize the half vampire Wesley Snipes of the Blade Trilogy has just ended your lame existance by cleanly slicing your skull and upper abdomen in half and causes your internal organs to pour out in a sloppy and slurpy mess as they splatter and slide along the shiny lenoleum, thus making him the new supreme power to be reckoned with on Earth.....so you.......
 
Realised this thread has turned into some lame rpg knock off, so I'll end it by simultaneously setting off nukes all over the world, killing every one.. But oh no! Just then...
 
... Steven58 stepped in to resurrect this thread. He saw it going nowhere for a month so he reintroduced Megan Fox into the story, who was sitting on the handle bars posing on a Harley, when all of a sudden...
 
bumblebee rolled up and accidently told her she was getting replaced as hottest transformers girl, she began to scream and cry about
 
... the fact that she lost her last "hottest girl of...." job when Danica got the gig at Go Daddy instead of her and she has never gotten over it. So this Transformers gig meant.....
 
..that she finally had something to care about. So bumblebee had to wipe her tears off and tell her it was just a joke.

Suddenly her phone rang with the tone she had assigned to..
 
...shia lebouf was the president of the USA at the time, and her only weapon was a hard boiled egg...
 
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