speedycolzalez
Android Enthusiast
Take the phone back tothe store. On the way nip into a cafe and buy a large tea. Take the lid off the tea and place it on the counter while the 'trained tech' inspects your phone. Look quizzically at the phone and say "show me" to the tech. As he passes the phone to you shout "BOO" at the top of your voice. The tech will drop your phone into the tea and it'll be his fault you phone is broken.
Simples.

Simples.
