Gamble
Android Enthusiast
Has even just one stinking escaped Droid been found yet? I quit following the tweets after the 3rd day...I feel it's bull.
Here's something that may change your mind back to thinking it's real. Yesterday @VZWOffers (an official Verizon twitter page) posted this:
"Wondering if @droidlanding is real? The only way to find out is to keep following."
As said before, I think these stupid clues are being tweeted because it's too still too early for the real ones. We'll know after this weekend.
(PS You make decent arguments until the last point. I don't follow the logic for #4)