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My Droid Exploded

If you are reading this my Droid has taken me hostage, I knew I should have seen the signs when I unlocked (rooted) it. It started acting powerful. Then with the overclock, it has opened up the shotgun program, and the voice synthesizer keeps telling me not move.... PLEASE HELP, ANY ONE HAVE ANY IDEAS!!
 
If you are reading this my Droid has taken me hostage, I knew I should have seen the signs when I unlocked (rooted) it. It started acting powerful. Then with the overclock, it has opened up the shotgun program, and the voice synthesizer keeps telling me not move.... PLEASE HELP, ANY ONE HAVE ANY IDEAS!!
Tell it to calm down and slowly walk away and grab a landline asap!
 
Please help, I just rooted my Droid and accidentally gave it su priveleges. Turns out it's a rebadged Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S200
 
if you are reading this I am still alive, turns out because of the overclocking my phones processor generated too much heat, and caused the phone to melt, while melting i heard a weird "drooooooooid" sound... That sound would be cool if it was incorporated into the boot sequence...


edit: DAMN you motorola, beat me to it. :D
 
if you are reading this I am still alive, turns out because of the overclocking my phones processor generated too much heat, and caused the phone to melt, while melting i heard a weird "drooooooooid" sound... That sound would be cool if it was incorporated into the boot sequence...


edit: DAMN you motorola, beat me to it. :D

How do we know its really you posting and not the DROID posing as you?! :confused:
 
after i rooted my phone it stated doing its own googl searches on people learned how to transfer its essence to a clone made itsself a chuck norris and roundhouse kicked its way out of my apartment
 
I know it sounds silly or even worse. But I know now my droid keeps watching me with his big eye_screen when I use it. He's stalking me. Should I take it back to the shop or file a lawsuit? And this is even wierder: when I call somebody, well I hear voices! I know u think I am paranoid but just listen to this: ever since I've begun using my droid, I feel like I am followed by characters. I try to type something and when I'm done the characters take time, they don't obey my orders, they appear when they want to, they are alive!! I am being followed! I know I've got do do something about that before its too late. Now I know!!!
 
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