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My Phone has a name

PGP_Protector

PGP_Protector

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Well I had to give my phone a name now. (Andria) :)

Why ? Well thanks to the Good Morning App
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I've got my phone talking to me, so I had is say.
Hello (Name) it's Andria, it's time to get up now :D :D
 
ive got this app and decided to have it sexually demoralize me. This is what it says (misspellings are on purpose so it sounds right when played back)

owe baby, owe baby give it to me hard. Owe baby, you're so big. Owe God it hurts. I can see God. I... I... Did you finish already? God you're pathetic. Well... here's the news I guess...

Then it tells me the date/time/weather

That's not the funny part. The funny part is that I was testing the app at 6:40pm over the weekend and never changed it. I stopped at my parents on the way home today and stayed for a bit. All of a sudden my phone started a sex scene. It was pretty funny...
 
jofaba said:
ive got this app and decided to have it sexually demoralize me. This is what it says (misspellings are on purpose so it sounds right when played back)

owe baby, owe baby give it to me hard. Owe baby, you're so big. Owe god it hurts. I can see god. I... I... Did you finish already? God you're pathetic. Well... Here's the news i guess...

Then it tells me the date/time/weather

that's not the funny part. The funny part is that i was testing the app at 6:40pm over the weekend and never changed it. I stopped at my parents on the way home today and stayed for a bit. All of a sudden my phone started a sex scene. It was pretty funny...
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hilari-ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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