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Nexus S: the biggest letdown in the world

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Androyed

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The Nexus One was the best device ever, but with the Nexus S Google f***ed things up. It doesn't make you coffee, and it doesn't even whipe your butt! I mean, come on!?

I'm just going to wait untill the Nexuspresso comes out, and meanwhile submit a couple of hundred new threads about how the Nexus S, my life, wife, dog, cat, uncle, frog sucks ass.
 
shrivelfig said:
What? It totally does! Have you calibrated it for your size?

It's not very absorbent, though. Probably that darned oleophobic coating.
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Ah, that must be the problem! But why the hell don't they support 720p buttwhiping? This is so damn dissapointing, now I have to use toilet paper!

I'm just going to wait for the LG Starse, which supports dual-whipe. It actually whipes your butt from two different angles, something that should be more than normal for a high-end device like the Nexus S.
 
These threads are getting a bit annoying if you don't like the phone get some other phone if not stop posting crap. You all know what the nexus S can and can't do. If you need more or different stuff get something else. Its not like its a surprise.
 
AndreaCristiano said:
These threads are getting a bit annoying if you don't like the phone get some other phone if not stop posting crap. You all know what the nexus S can and can't do. If you need more or different stuff get something else. Its not like its a surprise.
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I think this thread was a parody of the myriad complaint threads in Nexus S forums around the internet
 
720ply ass wiping would be nice. As for the LG Starse and other dual-wipe phones, I hear that second wiper just sits there and uses more power without really doing anything.
 
AndreaCristiano said:
These threads are getting a bit annoying if you don't like the phone get some other phone if not stop posting crap. You all know what the nexus S can and can't do. If you need more or different stuff get something else. Its not like its a surprise.
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Hehe, you made me laugh. I totally agree with you, I was being as sarcastic as possible, something you'd probably figured out by now.:)

Shall we continue this, or....?

You gotta admit, the Nexus S has good things too.
- Near Ass Comminucation, you hold your phone against your butt, and it tells you what the last time was you pooped.
- Front Facing Whiper, you can actually whipe you own ass without turning the device.

But it isn't even faster than the devices that are already on the market! The MyTouch4G can make you a coffee AND whipe your butt simultaneously, without confusing the two.
 
Androyed said:
Hehe, you made me laugh. I totally agree with you, I was being as sarcastic as possible, something you'd probably figured out by now.:)

Shall we continue this, or....?

You gotta admit, the Nexus S has good things too.
- Near Ass Comminucation, you hold your phone against your butt, and it tells you what the last time was you pooped.
- Front Facing Whiper, you can actually whipe you own ass without turning the device.

But it isn't even faster than the devices that are already on the market! The MyTouch4G can make you a coffee AND whipe your butt simultaneously, without confusing the two.
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But the MT4G sometimes Senses when you need to wipe your ass but bogs down and makes you Rosie Espresso instead.
 
Androyed said:
The Nexus One was the best device ever, but with the Nexus S Google f***ed things up. It doesn't make you coffee, and it doesn't even whipe your butt! I mean, come on!?

I'm just going to wait untill the Nexuspresso comes out, and meanwhile submit a couple of hundred new threads about how the Nexus S, my life, wife, dog, cat, uncle, frog sucks ass.
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lol, that made me laugh. One of these days, our phones will do everything. But really...do you want to put the phone right beside your ear after you wipe your arese with it? :rolleyes:
 
Androyed said:
Ah, that must be the problem! But why the hell don't they support 720p buttwhiping? This is so damn dissapointing, now I have to use toilet paper!

I'm just going to wait for the LG Starse, which supports dual-whipe. It actually whipes your butt from two different angles, something that should be more than normal for a high-end device like the Nexus S.
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Funniest post I've read yet. "Whipes your butt from two different angles" classic!
 
In all seriousness, I'm dying to get my hands on this phone, in spite of the lack of dual-whipe. It looks like it is damn fast, and I hope that Google will continue to give it updates for two years. If I'm getting jealous, I can always overclock it.
 
After listening to all the bs about the manufacturers putting stuff on top of android, I decided to trade my HTC Desire for a Nexus S, big mistake, the list of things it doesn't or can't do compared to the Desire is too long to put here, and the final straw to find out it can't even transfer files via Bluetooth @#@##%.
And the worst thing is I gave my Desire to the daughter (wonder if she'd give it back?)
 
radarius said:
After listening to all the bs about the manufacturers putting stuff on top of android, I decided to trade my HTC Desire for a Nexus S, big mistake, the list of things it doesn't or can't do compared to the Desire is too long to put here, and the final straw to find out it can't even transfer files via Bluetooth @#@##%.
And the worst thing is I gave my Desire to the daughter (wonder if she'd give it back?)
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Wow, never thought that this thread would come back.

Erm... By the way, this thread may not be the best place to post your message. Maybe you should read the whole thread, instead of the title only ;)
 
radarius said:
After listening to all the bs about the manufacturers putting stuff on top of android, I decided to trade my HTC Desire for a Nexus S, big mistake, the list of things it doesn't or can't do compared to the Desire is too long to put here, and the final straw to find out it can't even transfer files via Bluetooth @#@##%.
And the worst thing is I gave my Desire to the daughter (wonder if she'd give it back?)
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That sounds like a personal problem. I would really like to hear all of the things you say it can't do that your desire can. Also there is a place called the market that you can find an app to transfer files over bluetooth.

@androyed I have been having so much fun with overclocking and flashing custom roms. I can't wait until there is more of a selection of custom roms. Although with cm7 and the netarchy kernel I believe I have found the perfect combo. With Voodoo control my phone sounds more amazing than any ipod or mp3 player i have used. Plus i flashed the music player from honeycomb and Damn it's sexy.

Also sorry for posting in this old thread. It seems like a good one. Lol.
 
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