Night Owls Club-grab some coffee

[BabyBlues]

LMAO. I love you guys.

 

[Dark Jedi]

you so kinky!!!!

Dan you dont know the half of it

i do... but in a crowd!

Sure dan. dreams dont count.

and yet I'm the kinky one???!!!!!

Well yes you are. Dont try and act all innocent.

I had to share this with those of you that are in here all the time. You know I'm not shy and I tend to say what pops into my head. This is what I deal with on a daily basis (and a lot of the reason I need to find a job that I don't work with many people):


Me: We can ship that order on 7/5. Let me know if you need any sent overnight.
Customer: Please send 1 box of each item to arrive 6/30
[Hide] really?? I just told you that I can't ship it until 7/5 [/Hide]
Me: As I stated before, I can't ship it until 7/5.
Customer: But we really need them for the 30th. Please send to arrive before noon on the the 30th
[Hide] Did I not just tell you that I can't do that?? Twice??? Read the damn info you dumb idiot. Compute the info. Then respond with something intelligent. How dumb can you be?? [/Hide]
Me: I will happily set up your overnight to arrive on 7/6 before noon.
Customer: What would be the soonest I could have them?
[Hide] Alrighty, I see you are dumber than a rock. I'm done. Email filed. Order set up to ship on 7/5. [/Hide]


And that concludes today's version of 'How do you manage to get through a day without hurting yourself'.

Why I dont work in the public.

Wait, wait wait... BB is really shadow?!? I don't think this news is going to sit well with Dark Jedi!

Something you want to tell me BB?

LMAO. I love you guys.

I think they love you more. Well dan at least does.

 

[ElasticNinja]

I think shadow's avatar answers that question.

orly?

 

[BabyBlues]

orly?

Put the bird back dammit. Lol.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Put the bird back dammit. Lol.

The birds already there

 

[BabyBlues]

Don't like it.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Don't like it.

awwwww poor Baby
How can i fix it?

 

[BabyBlues]

awwwww poor Baby
How can i fix it?

Put the other bird back. Pretty please.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Put the other bird back. Pretty please.

What's wrong with the current one?

 

[Dark Jedi]

What's wrong with the current one?

It looks like shes from the 1980's

 

[BabyBlues]

A bit jealous too....hers are bigger.

 

[Dark Jedi]

A bit jealous too....hers are bigger.

What the Hair?

You know what they say more than a handful is a waste.

 

[ElasticNinja]

It looks like shes from the 1980's

rly?

A bit jealous too....hers are bigger.

Perhaps you need to save up

 

[BabyBlues]

Yeah the hair too.


And no, nothing fake is getting surgically put in me.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Yeah the hair too.

Hire a stylist

And no, nothing fake is getting surgically put in me.

Well, there is only one other way

 

[BabyBlues]

Hire a stylist Well, there is only one other way

3 total if its not natural:
Fake
A good bra
Gain weight

 

[ElasticNinja]

3 total if its not natural:
Fake
A good bra
Gain weight

Damn padded bras.. sigh

 

[BabyBlues]

Damn padded bras.. sigh

Some of us only use them for lift not extra

 

[ElasticNinja]

Some of us only use them for lift not extra

Oh i know that! >_>

 

[BabyBlues]

K. Just checkin. :-D

 

[ElasticNinja]

I don't take ye all to be fraudsters yano

 

[ElasticNinja]

What the Hair?

You know what they say more than a handful is a waste.

Big hands

 

[BabyBlues]

Big hands

You have big hands too? I figure I know DJ and jwp do (they both said they're over 6 foot)

 

[Dark Jedi]

very big hands.

 

[dan330]

everyones over six feet tall...
on the internet!


yes.. bras that add volume... i so hate them! just more marketing lies that prey on men!

I dont mind small breasts.. just not flat!!!!!
real is best..small or large.

push-ups.. are just lies!!
how would you girls like men that use sock-balls to look more "manly"???
yes.. stupid .. right?