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[NSFW 18+] Need a liquid edible substance as an alternative to chocolate

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Master

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Hello Everyone,

I've encountered an issue where I would like to poor liquid chocolate down a girl's chest and lick it off, but I do not want to consume that much chocolate. It would just be too much chocolate for my personal taste. Please suggest to me alternatives for me to consider. I'm also health-conscious. Here are some suggested characteristics:


  • Flows downward smoothly like a liquid, but not too fast.
  • Is not disgustingly pure fat/sugar.
  • Has a taste.
  • Has a texture that will be comfortable or arousing for the female's sensations.

Thank you.
 
If you're worried about whats good for you during four play. then the sex must be that bad. Just use the chocolate enjoy the guilty pleasure and a lil chocolate isn't going to kill ya.
 
Oh, I believe you misunderstand. It's the taste of chocolate that is the problem. I can enjoy a small amount of chocolate before the marginal utility becomes negative. Most people can (and regularly do) enjoy much larger quantities of chocolate than me.
 
Milk works. If that's too thin, try a little yogurt mixed in. I prefer Chocolate, but have tried the aforementioned mixture and it wasn't horrible.
Good luck
 
What about honey? I know its messy but flows slow and should taste good.
 
copestag said:
try bacon grease :)
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That sounds disgusting (not a bacon fan :p )

Bugly said:
Milk works. If that's too thin, try a little yogurt mixed in. I prefer Chocolate, but have tried the aforementioned mixture and it wasn't horrible.
Good luck
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I am lactose intolerant. Soy Milk is a suitable Milk substitute for me, but all milks will run straight down too fast.

Dark Jedi said:
What about honey? I know its messy but flows slow and should taste good.
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I looked it up and natural honey is apparently healthy to consume. I'll have to sample some. I also might have to mix honey with something else, I fear it will be too much something (like sugary). I normally never consume honey.

olbriar said:
Strawberry syrup in a squeeze jar.. found by the ice creams.. just a thought
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Tslide91 said:
Caramel syrup.
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Syrups have a good viscosity but I'm scared of it being too sweet.
 
There are all kinds of drizzly edible yummy creams/lotions/syrups at your friendly neighborhood sex shop. I am sure if you check it out, you'll find something suitable.:p;)
 
damewolf13 said:
There are all kinds of drizzly edible yummy creams/lotions/syrups at your friendly neighborhood sex shop. I am sure if you check it out, you'll find something suitable.:p;)
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damewolf13 said:
There are all kinds of drizzly edible yummy creams/lotions/syrups at your friendly neighborhood sex shop. I am sure if you check it out, you'll find something suitable.:p;)
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I was also going to suggest this, they have plenty of things to choose from... uhh... a friend told me that, anyways.... Sounds like you don't want sweet stuff, though, and most of that kind of thing is sweet, since most people preffer sweet syrupy goodness to bland, sour or salty for that kind of thing. Or, heck, you don't have to pour anything on the puffy ones to lick them, you know!
 
All I can say is stay away from maple syrup! They make stuff specifically for this purpose at adult stores. Don't be shy, go inside and check them out. There are many assorted flavors.

I had run out of my raspberry sex lotion, so in the heat of the moment I ran into the kitchen looking for a substitute. I grabbed the maple syrup thinking it sounded ok, poured it down my girlfriends chest, and about 3 licks into it determined that it was WAY too sweet!

So there I was, girlfriend all sticky and covered in a syrup I had no chance of eating off of her.... kind of a buzzkill. :(
 
Master said:
Oh, I believe you misunderstand. It's the taste of chocolate that is the problem. I can enjoy a small amount of chocolate before the marginal utility becomes negative. Most people can (and regularly do) enjoy much larger quantities of chocolate than me.
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Wow... Bringing Economics into the discussion of fore play :p

Take a trip to your nearest "Adult" store. They'll have plenty of options there for you.
 
im in the same boat as you I cant stand sweet stuff, most of its just too much sugar and makes me ill. the local adult store near me has flavorless edible lotion, that allows you to add your own flavors. one of my favorites is orange peels, ill use a citrus zester and get some slivers of the skin and put it in the lotion over night, gives it a nice orange aroma and a good subtle flavor.
 
Your username is so conflicting with your post ... Master ????

back on topic - If you want something sweet without the guilty pleasure, try Agave Nectar.
 
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