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Pick up lines

How much does a penguin weigh?

Enough to break the ice ;) Hi I'm {insert name here}
 
"Hi I am the dancing man with the one legg in the one video, holding up two crutches, speaking of dance moves. I wonder what kind are you?"
 
Not even for tea?

I think you're cute works for teenage guys usually. A makeout session might result.

Guys still pickup girls just to get to know them and maybe makeout don't they?

I think I'm to old for this thread.
 
In my case she didn't say anything. She sat on the bar stool next to me and kept bumping her knees into mine. 'nuf not said. ;)


Of course that was almost 35 years ago, but we're still knocking knees. Wait, can I say that here? :o
 
In my case she didn't say anything. She sat on the bar stool next to me and kept bumping her knees into mine. 'nuf not said. ;)

I think even I could pick up on those signals Luna.

Of course that was almost 35 years ago, but we're still knocking knees. Wait, can I say that here? :eek:

I'll allow it. :p
 
I got a first crush that walked into my world, a few days ago on ig, though I am somewhat happy for her small little hobby over me, I honestly do not have the time.
 
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