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huh said:
I agree with kaat and stinky in that you are quite stunning...ok ... I'll take a stab, the left eye...but thats just a total random guess....
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If you stab her in the left eye she'll be blind! (and henceforward will need TWO glass eyes)
 
Stinky Stinky said:
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Mr. Stinkus, I have to say this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!! :p

I'm going to have the giggles until I retire for the night. :D

Nothing to see here....move along...

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I found some legendary sticks on the way to work today!!!!

:):):)

And I (threatened!! >:-) - just jokin ek se! :D) asked a rando stranger if she could take a photo of me quickly! :)

She called me a "isedenge umlungu"! :)

That means "crazy / mad white man"! :)

:D

The kids when they saw me looking like this they all went super sayian 10 000 and ran around in circles when I told them I am a hungry cock roach come to eat them! :)

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They said cock roaches are "yucky! :mad:" (:D) and then I mind trolled them by saying:

"I bet they are MORE scared of YOU than YOU are of them! :eek:"

xD

Heh! :D

They think I am some kind of funny god or something. :)

lol! :)
 
I am no god by any means!!! :D:D:D

The kids think I am though. lol :)

heheheheee! :D

All the other teachers are jealous of my power secretly! :)

I am the "Piper" (Pied Piper!!! :D) at worrk! :D

heh! :D

xD

KAK funny! :D
 
mikedt said:
A rebel..yeh. :D

I'm probably the only foreign teacher who's ever worked in these parts who's not a full-on bible thumping Christian, and taken the time to learn the language, culture and customs. :)
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You know... you and I... we would have got on like a house on fire! :D

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I was listening to the EPIC LEGENDARY .... Mortal Kombat Theme Song!!!!

-_-

Pork Chop!

xD

:D

And I took a quick photo my happy self forgetting about this crazy planet!

Stinky.... WINS!

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I tried to a round house kick.... but :D.... then the Hernia said to me...

"WOW! You are quite the dumb ass hey! Feel the WRATH of the Hernia and it's crazy insane pain dumb dork face! mwhahahahaa!! >:-D

So then my hernia reminded me of how much a dork commando I am! :)

Do meez a favour and listen to this song and do a round house kamahema instant transmission triple back flip kick for me will ya? :D


Ahhhh!

Feel that PAIN!111!

Ouchies! :(

xD

LOL! :D

I am a GENIUS!

@.@
 
general eclect said:
One of my musician friends wanted to take my photo before his gig last Sunday night. As it was going on the book of faces I wanted to be somewhat incognito:


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Look at this guy man!

Australians hey.... you can't take em ANY WHERE bruizer! :D

xD

If you do your bound to be disappointed / disgusted from their measly wimpy presence!

Wow - just look a this guy!
 
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