Rain on my parade

[kct1975]

Going to MARS is so 'last year'

I just finished off a whole plate of spaghetti!

 

[angldvl81]

And you gained 50lbs

I thought airwingers how to light a fire
(Marines on the air wing side of the house which is hilarious because I'm an airwinger too, and a girl to boot)

 

[Yeahha]

But they changed the training

I posted a bunch in the longest thread

 

[agentc13]

And nobody read it.

I finished making the toddler bed for my daughter today.

 

[9to5cynic]

too bad it took so long building it that your daughter needs a full sized twin bed. ;D

I'm rocking the forums.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Not very well...

I ate a TON today.

 

[9to5cynic]

And you'll spend four hours in the bathroom tomorrow.


Loading up skyrim, checking what version I have...

 

[Yeahha]

But it has to download additional content

I woke up

 

[karandpr]

for now ...

I am trying to jinx this thread

 

[Yeahha]

But it doesn't work

I just ate chinese food

 

[angldvl81]

which youll throw up in 5 minutes

im slightly hungover

 

[Yeahha]

but because you tried the hair of the dog this morning you will be very hungover in a few hours

I am not hungover at all

 

[karandpr]

but now you are a blonde like ana

I made that up

 

[Yeahha]

But ana is blonde

I am a world famous person

 

[angldvl81]

For being unkempt

I'm not in the office today

 

[Yeahha]

But that is because they sent you to the field

I haven't received any notification of a meeting about my discussion with the not so nice woman on Saturday

 

[angldvl81]

Because you'll get a pink slip instead

I'm drinking water

 

[Yeahha]

But you tainted it with one of those flavor packets

I am at home

 

[angldvl81]

(dude are you stalking me?! You've been dead on The last 2)

But you have to leave soon

I'm riding around in a truck

 

[Yeahha]

(haven't we already established that yes I am...got an angl tracker and all )

But it breaks down and you find a rattlesnake

I really hope I am not right with that one

 

[karandpr]

You are hopes are meaningless

I got a gold star .

 

[Yeahha]

But it was for getting ninja'd

I ninja'd karan

 

[karandpr]

But only this week

I am out of touch

 

[Yeahha]

but only with reality

I've got a job

 

[karandpr]

but no pay

I can perform rasen shuriken