Rain on my parade

[Yeahha]

But your version of it involves putting in a contact

I co-authored twilight, harry potter, and war and peace

 

[karandpr]

and you are the perfect example of what not to write ....

I have a pillow

 

[Yeahha]

But it isn't soft

I found a car

 

[karandpr]

it actually isnt soft......

it was yours which you abandoned 23 years ago .

I achieved Bankai in the ban thread

 

[Yeahha]

But the ban thread is in the Naruto universe

My left hand is bigger than my right hand

 

[agentc13]

But the palm of your right hand is hairy.

I'm hungry...

 

[Yeahha]

but you have no food

I need to shave my head

 

[9to5cynic]

But you can not.

I will post in this thread....

 

[Yeahha]

But it doesn't add to post count

I am pregnant with angl's baby

 

[9to5cynic]

It will come out looking like my avatar!

I'm logging off of AF for the night....

 

[Yeahha]

But you will still be here in spirit

I'm listening to a podcast

 

[angldvl81]

but its telling you the baby isnt mine

i'm back at work

 

[Yeahha]

But you wish you weren't

I got befriended by a strange looking cat last night

 

[9to5cynic]

and will be working a double!
and it will poo in your shoes tonight.

I'm installing new packages...

 

[Yeahha]

But you mean you bought a furniture set from IKEA

My son just punched my daughter with a closed fist...over her pretending different than him

 

[9to5cynic]

.... and he broke her nose?

Spoiler

Just aced a test...

 

[Yeahha]

But it was a colorblindness test

Neither of my kids have broken noses that I am aware of

 

[9to5cynic]

but wait til ya look closer... :/

I'm nearly complete with this class.....

 

[Yeahha]

but time will stop soon

I'm over halfway done with work today

 

[9to5cynic]

but time wills stop soon ;D

Class is over ... kinda.

 

[Yeahha]

but it is never really over

It's my co-workers birthday

 

[9to5cynic]

And you didn't get cake.

I was will see the LHC and jump inside to gain superpowers.

 

[Yeahha]

But the FTL neutrino will pierce your brain and we will start calling you 9to12:45

I'm going home from work now

 

[karandpr]

but you are not paid for the over time .

I can play the piano .

 

[Yeahha]

But you play badly

I mowed the grass