Rain on my parade

[angldvl81]

And had the others chopped off

I want lasagna

 

[Yeahha]

But it is frozen

I'm wearing shoes

 

[angldvl81]

but the soles are missing

i also want garlic bread

 

[Yeahha]

But Marc ate all the food

I'm smoking a cigarette

 

[angldvl81]

but you didnt inhale

marc throws up all the food

 

[Yeahha]

On your computer

I've got a phone

 

[angldvl81]

but you cant do anything with it

i have a big computer screen

 

[karandpr]

But the resolution is 640x480

I fed the dog .

 

[angldvl81]

but he peed on your leg

i have wine in my fridge

 

[Yeahha]

But it is cooking wine

It is hot outside

 

[angldvl81]

and your ac is broken

i have chicken defrosting for dinner

 

[Yeahha]

But it is soy chicken

I won the win thread

 

[angldvl81]

and then lost to me

looking for a new recipe online

 

[Yeahha]

You found one but the main ingredient is C4

I just won a big screen TV

 

[angldvl81]

but it was smashed to bits

i just helped a n00b.

 

[Yeahha]

But they are going to get banned for spamming

I just told the story of karan's life

 

[karandpr]

which you read from by autobiography .

I got an igor for birthday .

 

[Yeahha]

But he died

I just got pulled over and told to do something illegal

 

[angldvl81]

and you did it

i had a bacon burger for lunch

 

[Yeahha]

But it was made with pink slime

I really need to leave work

 

[angldvl81]

but then you'd get fired

flashing a new rom to my beloved TB

 

[Yeahha]

But you didn't check the MD5sum and it soft bricks

I didn't flip out at anyone so far today

 

[angldvl81]

but you will at work on the phone

i have pepsi

 

[Yeahha]

but it is flat

I wasn't ninja'd with this post.

 

[karandpr]

But you will to be daleked soon

I have a toothbrush