Rain on my parade

[Yeahha]

But she wants alimony

There is a thunderstorm right now

 

[9to5cynic]

And it knocked out your TV.


Listening to good music right now

 

[angldvl81]

internet and cell towers will go out

i drank sweet tea

 

[9to5cynic]

and got ninja'd by someone with dialup

Checking guitar tabs.

 

[karandpr]

But you only play piano

won a raffle .

 

[Yeahha]

but it was for a debt

Thunderstorm screwed with my internet last night

 

[angldvl81]

and that was for jinxing me

i have delicious coffee

 

[Yeahha]

But it is too cold

I got a lot of sleep last night

 

[angldvl81]

You'll fall asleep at work

I'm getting a breakfast burrito

 

[Yeahha]

But they will forget the eggs

I almost broke the thread

 

[angldvl81]

and broke your hand

i got dumped without dating

 

[Yeahha]

But you still have other suitors

I couldn't come up with a way to rain on that

 

[karandpr]

But your son did ...

I have a rabbit .

 

[angldvl81]

but its really dead

i'm going to build my own headboard

 

[Yeahha]

but it will be non-functional

My hopes of going back to sleep were killed by the stomp stomp of little feet

 

[karandpr]

But You expected big foot ...

I saw a chupacabra .

 

[angldvl81]

but it turned out to be a goat

tomorrows my friday

 

[Yeahha]

But you will have things to do on Friday

The new thanks to tweet is going to up my twitter count

 

[karandpr]

But nobody reads your tweets anyway ...

The earth is round ,in my opinion .

 

[Yeahha]

But in reality the earth is rather bumpy and does have some flat spots...

I just proved karan wrong as long as he doesn't bring up the fact that those "bumps" and "flat spots" don't cause the roundness to deviate much.

 

[agentc13]

But he just ignored you.

I just finished reading a book.

 

[Yeahha]

But it was a picture book

I am winning

 

[EarlyMon]

But only at solitaire.

I can see the future.

 

[Yeahha]

But it is bleak

I am in an office

 

[AntimonyER]

Working.

I am married to a hot chick