Rain on my parade

[Yeahha]

But it isn't as awesome as me...just ask me...it isn't

Karan is going to adopt my hypothetical child named Mimzy

 

[karandpr]

But you gave it to 9to5cynic last week

I created my character upgrade

 

[Yeahha]

But you failed to take the trap skills I recommend and I TPK the party

I'm gonna TPK the party if nobody takes trap detection and trap disablement skills

 

[karandpr]

But then you will have to restart the RPG with Rico,marc,Stinky and Frisco as players

I didnt take the skills yeahha mentioned anyway .

 

[Yeahha]

but someone else does

Green is the new red

 

[agentc13]

But the new green is blue.

I lost my favourite pen...

 

[karandpr]

But it was the last one of collector's edition set which you acquired by selling your favorite tea set .

My phone has 30 extra angry birds levels .

 

[angldvl81]

but it freezes when you try to play it

i have coffee and a breakfast burrito

 

[9to5cynic]

and you will enjoy the breakfast burrito a second time

Getting things done...

 

[karandpr]

The wrong way ...

I scaled the Great wall of china ..

 

[angldvl81]

only to find it was a wooden fence

doing actual work at work

 

[Yeahha]

But it is filling out your own pink slip

I got a PM from a mod

 

[karandpr]

But It said "I want my monies back"

I have a tub of ice cream .

 

[agentc13]

But it has maggots on it.

I have a new pair of glasses.

 

[Yeahha]

But they are too weak

I slept for almost 4 hours

 

[angldvl81]

and you'll fall asleep at work

i'm back to doing nothing at work

 

[Yeahha]

but you finished writing up your own pink slip you got a good rating but you had to cut you due to budget issues...shouldn't have given yourself that raise the last time you actually worked...

I've got to make food for my kids

 

[angldvl81]

they will vomit it all over you as you're leaving for work, causing you to be late and get pulled over for speeding and then get fired for being late

Spoiler

i will feel really bad if that actually happens!

amazon.com is working for me again

 

[karandpr]

but you like slide.org for some reasons ..

I discovered pie .

 

[angldvl81]

when it hit your face

taco salad for lunch today

 

[Yeahha]

But taco salad is from the UD...

I've got two turntables and a microphone

 

[melim]

But you ain't Where It's At

Just finished paying all my bills 2 weeks early.

 

[Yeahha]

But the checks bounce

My kids love brushing their teeth

 

[agentc13]

And then you realized the bills were your neighbors accidentally put in your mailbox.

I wore a hat today.

 

[Yeahha]

But the wide brim caused you to get ninja'd

I look adorable in leather chaps