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Random Thought Thread

Another conference day today, about webcare, monitoring, big data and online privacy. Should be fun and interesting.
 
What would have happened if Sit Isaac Newton had been sitting under a durian tree and not an apple tree?
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If a cat always lands on its feet, and a buttered slice of bread always hits the floor butter side down, what happens if you tie a buttered slice of bread butter-side up to a cats back?
 
If a cat always lands on its feet, and a buttered slice of bread always hits the floor butter side down, what happens if you tie a buttered slice of bread butter-side up to a cats back?

Seeing as Mythbusters debunked bread landing butter side down I'd surmise that the cat would claw your eyes out when you attempted to tie bread to it's back and then commence licking the butter off the bread while you seek medical attention and you wold forget to attempt the throw the cat.
 
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