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A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. "Then it was just a matter of switching the heads"
 
I'm thinking that if I make it through March and April without drinking any soda, I might reward myself with a Nexus 9.
 
I'm ambidextrous
Only I'm totally right brained..
Actually.. Any tests or quizzes I take say I'm left brain dominate
That's how I know those tests are shams
I can't do math
Unless it's Aristotlen Arithmetic " spelling don't Kare) :
I can't even put a 6 yo puzzle together:/
But I can tell you .. Physics poetry and something I saw on a page 10 years ago
But I have zero spatial stuff

Off I go to save the day!!![emoji16]
 
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bjacks12 said:
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. "Then it was just a matter of switching the heads"
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Just FYI...that was so good that I actually shared it on another site...of course I gave you credit though [emoji2]
 
No I'm both right and left handed
Although if I want impatient and stuff I would have responded intelligently
Er
What you assumed was intelli
Look!!! A squirrel :)
 
huh said:
No I'm both right and left handed
Although if I want impatient and stuff I would have responded intelligently
Er
What you assumed was intelli
Look!!! A squirrel :)
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I'm actually some-what ambidextrous myself.

While I do a lot of stuff left handed (like throw footballs and baseballs), I actually write with my right hand, and I am a right handed batter in baseball.
 
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