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I can do magic.
I can make chocolate disappear in my mouth.
And have it emerged again on my hips.

I'm really sick of being sick.
I've got bags under my eyes so dark I've put 20 years on my face.
I'm really sick of being sick.
I've got bags under my eyes so dark I've put 20 years on my face.
View attachment 93891 Meh... doesn't look too bad.
View attachment 93892 Well... still fixable.
View attachment 93893 Holy $#!%
Good to see you again, it's been awhile!I'm really sick of being sick.
I've got bags under my eyes so dark I've put 20 years on my face.

Damn, that guy hit you hard! Did they catch him?View attachment 93891 Meh... doesn't look too bad.
View attachment 93892 Well... still fixable.
View attachment 93893 Holy $#!%
nope.Damn, that guy hit you hard! Did they catch him?
I am so sorry to hear that you are still sick. [emoji17][emoji40]I'm really sick of being sick.
I've got bags under my eyes so dark I've put 20 years on my face.
View attachment 93891 Meh... doesn't look too bad.
View attachment 93892 Well... still fixable.
View attachment 93893 Holy $#!%
Damn, that guy hit you hard! Did they catch him?
Well that sucks. Did you get a look at what kind of car it was? It must have had some major damage to it's front end to crush your rear end that badly. If you were going 55 at the time, he must have been flying!nope.