Root S-OFF, Oh How I Miss You (Haiku)

[XAL2]

You want to be free?
You need s off to live it
Just try it and see.




Edit.. 6 on bottom..

6 on bottom?

 

[LakersDroid]

No S-off, no treats
S-off, phone is freaking sweet!
No more garbage crap

 

[Mobstergunz]

Five, seven, then five
syllables mark a haiku
droid poetry newbs

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Obtaining S-OFF
Breaking the binds that hold you
From liberation

 

[HaTrEd360]

Getting into bar.....
Raising Glass
SUCCESS - Taking a sip.
SUCCESS - Beer is tasty.
SUCCESS - Beer is tasty.
SUCCESS - Beer is tasty.
SUCCESS - Beer is tasty.
SUCCESS - Buddies and Beer
Checking alcohol level......
Seems to be just right.....
Let's take one more......
Aaaah, nice sunny day!!
Rebooting.......
=== Waiting for device....
(7/45)
Found device...
Waiting for device to settle... Please wait...
Beer......more beer......more beer...
Rebooting RUU mode.......
=== Waiting for device....
(2/45)
Fastboot detected
JuopunutBear S-OFF success

S-OFF again

http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=/#/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

Relevant.

 

[Poweredge99]

6 on bottom?

I had six on bottom originally, then went back and changed it later. Forgot to delete that part.. Fixed.

 

[Mobstergunz]

YouTube

Relevant.

just sharing info here if you want to post a direct (embedded) youtube video into the forums

Example URL : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

use "

 

[HaTrEd360]

I'm using my phone so I don't really have a clue how to do that haha. Just thought it'd be funny

 

[FoxyDrew]

My Android does things
that the iPhone cannot
it is the best phone.

-Androidstatic

 

[xstefen]

I heard psychostick
They're music is quite ok
Beer is good, n stuff

 

[Palmetto Fellow]

There is no way that
I'm gonna write a Haiku
Nope, no way, no how

 

[Revenant Ghost]

There is no way that
I'm gonna write a Haiku
Nope, no way, no how

And lo and behold
You're contradicting yourself
Posting that Haiku

 

[xstefen]

You do a haiku
I do a haiku also
We all do haiku

 

[SuperAfnan]

Haikus are silly
They are so irrelevant
They take lots of time.

 

[SuperAfnan]

Android is awesome
Android beats others down hard.
Android is the best.

 

[SuperAfnan]

Apples are rotten
Apples smell funny and stale
iOS is lame.

 

[SuperAfnan]

You are horrible
You deserve to go to jail.
Go and drop the soap.

 

[xstefen]

El em ef ay oh
This thread is the greatest bro
All things root haikus!

If you count greatest as 2

 

[thisoneis3d]

a little late to the poetry fest but i wanted to make a late entry. this one goes out to a member i think has probably helped every person on this (and other evo3d/V) forum at some time. thank you ramjet73!


ramjet has the links
the answers are there to click
always sign your post