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sex and the Droid

Hey baby. My Incredible has the extended life battery, if you know what I mean. It makes it a little bulkier, but I'm sure you won't mind that.
 
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I can't believe this made it to CBS health News
 
So if my ex-girlfriend had an iPhone my chances of contracting a life threatening STD have risin expontionally?! Interesting I totally trust this /dripping sarcasm.
 
im willing to bet its a biased poll..
girls are trendy people so a lot of them have iphones.
girls are also love seekers so on-line dating sites are filled with trendy love seeking girls..
if a girl is desperate enough to be on a online dating site then she is desperate enough to bang any guy who hits on her

do you see where this is going?? the poll is not correct.. and come on this is the internet. everyone on the internet lies
 
So there's a lot of iHOs. wooo hooo. Can't be an iPHONE without the HO! jk

for anyone who has gfs/wives with Iphones...I am totally kidding. =)
 
My girlfriend has an iPhone.......



which can only lead me to assume she's cheating on me. Thanks guys.


Haha that's funny. Maybe Iphone girls have sex with 12.3 Android guys because Iphone girls and guys don't trust each other! So boom...you're safe!

Edit: I re-read my sentence and I don't think that really helps you out, huh? haha I'd be bummed if my girl had sex with 12 guys no matter what phone they have hahaha.
 
one last comment, iPhone women are "loose" because they rated 12.3.
But android honeys are not at 6.1?
Why the double standards? or is the magic number 6.5 or 7? :confused:
 
Lololol...what a load of absolut bull!!probably sex partners with on the facetime app....until the call drops lolololo
 
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