Speak only in questions

[paulbates]

Would you like to talk to Ralph, on the big white phone?

 

[EarlyMon]

Ralph Cramden?

 

[paulbates]

How sweet is it?

 

[Unforgiven]

Is Alice on the moon or on the throne? Or is her moon on the throne?

 

[paulbates]

Is the right way to say it: "Bang! Zoooom!"?

 

[nyydynasty]

Aren't you just trying to paper over the facts?

Yes but aren't those facts 'shitty'?

Is the right way to say it: "Bang! Zoooom!"?

Isn't it better to say, 'Bazinga'?

 

[Unforgiven]

Can we roll up the fact and wipe the slate clean?

 

[nyydynasty]

Are you trying to flush my dreams away?

 

[paulbates]

Shouldn't you take the plunge?

 

[Brian706]

What's with the toilet humor?

 

[paulbates]

Should we have gone right to poop jokes?

 

[Brian706]

Could we at least start with fart jokes?

 

[paulbates]

Would you like to go first?

 

[nyydynasty]

Do you prefer #1 or #2?

 

[EarlyMon]

Are you an optometrist?

 

[Unforgiven]

Is the glass half blurry?

 

[nyydynasty]

Are you an optometrist?

Isn't my question justified by being an optometrist?

Is the glass half blurry?

if I tell you its only blurry when i wipe, does that mean anything to you?

 

[EarlyMon]

Doesn't it mean that you're way past time for replacing your windshield wipers?

 

[nyydynasty]

Doesn't it mean you're low on winter tire air?

 

[paulbates]

What does it all mean?

 

[Clementine_3]

Would a partial answer do?

 

[psionandy]

Can you handle the whole truth?

 

[EarlyMon]

Was it a partial question?

 

[paulbates]

Depends, what are you partial to?

 

[EarlyMon]

Whadayagot?